R dog

in a good way

3.1 Inches with no erection

4.8 with erection

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?-Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.

A guy picked up a woman at a bar one night and took her home. On the way, she asked him if he had aids. He told her he didn't. At his house she asked again if he had aids, and he assured her that he didn't. In bed, after they had begun to remove their clothes, she stopped and turned to him.

"You're sure you don't have aids?" she asked.

"Yes, I'm sure," he told her, getting a bit annoyed. She finally stopped talking, and they had sex for hours, doing everything imaginable. Afterwards they were laying there in bed and she snuggled up to him.

"Look," she said, " It's too late now, so you might as well tell me if you have aids."

"I told you I don't have aids," he almost yelled.

"Oh, thank god," she sighed, "I wouldn't want to get that again."

You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

A plane crashes and everyone died.Where did they bury the survivors?

I am solid in winter,and flow freely in the summer.WHO AM I?

I have 4 sturdy legs on the floor and I once lived but no no more?WHO AM I?

These are all very easy!

I've noticed how many Metallica and Iron Maiden songs have history in them.

It wont stop and I don't know why i didn't even change a thing.

Eh, the Illuminati is run by reptilian kin known throughout history as Jinn, Naga, Angels/Demons, Dragons, Dracul, Al Gore, Warburgs, Windsors, Rothschilds etc. that rule the inner cult of Freemasonry and do foul sex&torture rituals. They'll probably start WW3, force-vaccinate people this Fall, go to internet 2 & have a staged alien invasion(2010) to get a microchipped population/world government but will fail! Support FreemanTV, Alex Jones, Dr.Deagle, Stewart Swerdlow & Project Camelot!

I would like to say:Nothing

Is Endri an Albanian name?

How much are those mini-laptops?

Okay,well the dream started off like this:I was in my grandpa's car in my pajamas and it seemed to be November.My grandpa pulled up at this house that still had Halloween decorations (I suppose).He talked to this man in the front about something but,I was all blanked out.The front steps had a few gravestones and other scary items.Next thing I know we were standing with a man and a women on the side of that house (which looked like a remodeled version of my friends house except on a different street).We were standing there for a while and then the man starting teasing that girl and I couldn't hear him but then she said stop your scaring me.I'm assuming they are married or boyfriend and girlfriend.Then I see a dark coated man in the forest not to far from the house.This where the scary part starts.All of a sudden these weird creature noises like howling and bellowing come out of no where but,everyone was still.It continued,and I turned around to see my grandpa was gone.Then when I turned back the woods was full of deer and men in hunting suits but the deers weren't running in the men weren't shooting.Then I got freaked so I yelled out for my grandpa that we should get in the car.I looked around for him still in the same spot and the man and the lady vanished.Then a car (maybe my grandpa's car) comes up with no one in it and it had nobody driving it.Then those noises got much louder and I ran in the house (which looked like a pitch black dark evil version of my grandma on the other side of the family's house).I ran in got my gameboy and coat half and looked for my grandpa.I found him and he looked different,then I remembered about that car and I thought it would go through the house.So I told my grandpa to go.And he gets up and takes a grab at me and I run.That's when all this menacing creatures are chasing me throughout the house (Note:When that car came it turned pitch black outside and I dropped my gameboy when my grandpa tried to grab me).Finally,I'm out of the house through the front door.Then it looks my grandmas street.So I ran out and there were two ladies on the far left of the street and a lady with her child to the right.I ran right.I stormed past the lady and then she said do you want to know how you died.So I went up to her dazzled in confusion and she was mumbling to her child but,once again I couldn't hear them.Then she did some type of pressure point thing to my shoulder and I went unconscious.When I woke up she said that is how you died and I said "But,I'm still alive" and she repeated "but, that's how you died".Then some old lady came up and said good thing they saved you are something like that.And I'm thinking what the heck is wrong with these people and I take one step and "Poof!".My dream ended and I woke up only surprised and decided to post this on yahoo answers.

Okay,well the dream started off like this:I was in my grandpa's car in my pajamas and it seemed to be November.My grandpa pulled up at this house that still had Halloween decorations (I suppose).He talked to this man in the front about something but,I was all blanked out.The front steps had a few gravestones and other scary items.Next thing I know we were standing with a man and a women on the side of that house (which looked like a remodeled version of my friends house except on a different street).We were standing there for a while and then the man starting teasing that girl and I couldn't hear him but then she said stop your scaring me.I'm assuming they are married or boyfriend and girlfriend.Then I see a dark coated man in the forest not to far from the house.This where the scary part starts.All of a sudden these weird creature noises like howling and bellowing come out of no where but,everyone was still.It continued,and I turned around to see my grandpa was gone.Then when I turned back the woods was full of deer and men in hunting suits but the deers weren't running in the men weren't shooting.Then I got freaked so I yelled out for my grandpa that we should get in the car.I looked around for him still in the same spot and the man and the lady vanished.Then a car (maybe my grandpa's car) comes up with no one in it and it had nobody driving it.Then those noises got much louder and I ran in the house (which looked like a pitch black dark evil version of my grandma on the other side of the family's house).I ran in got my gameboy and coat half and looked for my grandpa.I found him and he looked different,then I remembered about that car and I thought it would go through the house.So I told my grandpa to go.And he gets up and takes a grab at me and I run.That's when all this menacing creatures are chasing me throughout the house (Note:When that car came it turned pitch black outside and I dropped my gameboy when my grandpa tried to grab me).Finally,I'm out of the house through the front door.Then it looks my grandmas street.So I ran out and there were two ladies on the far left of the street and a lady with her child to the right.I ran right.I stormed past the lady and then she said do you want to know how you died.So I went up to her dazzled in confusion and she was mumbling to her child but,once again I couldn't hear them.Then she did some type of pressure point thing to my shoulder and I went unconscious.When I woke up she said that is how you died and I said "But,I'm still alive" and she repeated "but, that's how you died".Then some old lady came up and said good thing they saved you are something like that.And I'm thinking what the heck is wrong with these people and I take one step and "Poof!".My dream ended and I woke up only surprised and decided to post this on yahoo answers.

Well,I was at my grandmas and I went inside the house.My two uncles were there and my grandpa and grandma.The thing is they were aliens!Then I ran outside and out of no where a bridge appeared and I ran to it and when I got to the middle it collapsed.WTH does that mean?