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What's the funniest joke you know?
How did the semen cross the road
I put on the wrong sock this morning
3 AnswersJokes & Riddles6 years agoHow do I know I'm real?
What if I'm just a memory of someone else
2 AnswersSingles & Dating6 years agoMy dog has grown wing like appendages and is trying to fly away?
Early this morning I thought it would be funny if I gave my dog some redbull. But it has backfired and my dog is flying south for winter.
4 AnswersDogs6 years agoIf I had a nickel for every time someone called me pretty. How many nickels would I have?
I have never been called pretty. I already have 3 nickels. But I lost one. I need it back..
3 AnswersWords & Wordplay8 years ago