Joshua

It's like a small cyst somewhere near her left side near her left boob

She told me she wants me to go to her place and talk. I remember who she was in high school, blonde, pretty and a total ice queen to the men. She always screwed me over like one year she fixed it so she would win prom committee and then I realized she just wanted to fix the votes so she'd win prom queen

BARRIO BOYZZ - TRISTE ES DECIR ADIOS. A cover of It's So Hard To Say Goodbye by Boyz II Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qI__AchX0

When my niece insisted she live with me she did not count my roommate. My roommate is into video games and my niece is very girly and they seem to have nothing in common. My roommate, she loves my niece in small bursts

It's called the Booty Friends Network. It's where it showcases the booty of the world and the girls behind them. He thinks this is gonna take off

My niece is 14 and is starting to look like her mom in a good way

I said to her and I quote, "I'm sorry I didn't called sooner, Janie. It's just I had to shoot down so many girls and guys' responses on facebook" She actually thought I was doing something on facebook with a gun, I had to explain to her that "Shooting someone down" means saying no to them

When I so much as have 1 moment to myself it's interrupted by either my niece worrying about her bra not fitting or my roommate saying that my niece used all her shampoo

I had to quit my school's basketball team cause there was this one chick who just smelt European and not in a good way. She smelt like 3 day old hot cheese and #2 from an outhouse in Switzerland

I mean I do have the skills and the will to be a gamer, what else do I need

if I don't feel sexy or have the energy

I keep getting this vibe like people hate me everywhere, at home, at school, on yahoo answers. I feel like people hate me and they wanna get me

I am now at home and wanna have a little fun in my home office. What do I do?

It's called Cigarette Aide, it's a disposable filter that fits over any cigarette, 100's, lights, slims, even Turkish Delight. You just put the Cigarette Aide over your normal cigarette and smoke and in moments it actually catches all that nastiness in the cigarette and you are just left with nicotine. When you are done just throw the Cigarette Aide away and walk away

I mean I got some bad news that my dryer broke and it injured the dog, now the dog has to get leg surgery

My cousin used to love looking up other girl's skirts when he was a kid, he loved it. Now that he's 21, and he does that at work that's a sexual harassment lawsuit

Poo assist - someone who scares the crap out of you in the bathroom to help you go #2

I mean I am gonna be hunkered down at work for about 7 hours and I want some ice cream

these jerk offs at his school, namely the school's basketball team call him gay and homo just for not being seen in school with a girl

you're about to learn a new word today

Non-descript - an erection that casually shows up out of the blue when you least expect it