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Moosey Flathead

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I grew up the orphan son of a third generation Caribbean yak herder. Had I not become best friends with a wealthy landowner's son, I would have languished on the Caribbean beaches looking for new pastures for the yaks. However, this story has a happy ending. I got an Ivy League college education and made a fortune when the government sent me 1.7 billion dollars to bail out the dental floss manufacturing plant that I owned. Life is good!