Joe E Dangerously

I don't smoke much anymore. I last smoked in early January when my brother was in town.

For me it's a salty taste in my mouth and a certain specific pressure in my sinuses. I also tend to be more sore than usual but that's a 50/50 thing so I can never be sure based on just that.

In Northern Nevada it's Scoopers. In Southern Nevada it's In'N'Out, which is regional across the southwestern United States.

I mainly go with the basics. Double cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, shakes, sometimes curly fries, on occasion popcorn shrimp or a coney dog... Nothing too far out of the box.

Please feel free to list as many as possible. I'm looking for milk to ice cream ratio and custom shakes you like to make. If you put anything extra in it like booze or cherries or something I want to know that too. Thanks!

Like you see them and think "Now that's just ridiculous." For me it's Kat Graham, Victoria Justice, Hayden Panettiere, Shelly Hennig, Stacy Kiebler, and Jessica Alba. It is just crazy how hot they are. Like it shouldn't even be possible. Yet somehow... They do exist.

These are minor annoyances but for me it's people saying "well" like "wool" or "milk" like "melk" or when people say things like "mute point" or making up words like "guestimate," "orientate," "firstly," "alot," or "conversate." And I hate the word "basically."

For example, strawberry shortcake, fruit parfait, cherries jubilee, baked apples, that kind of thing.

I'm curious and I've never done coke so please explain it as though I know nothing because that's the case. And can you tell me how much the amount is? Like if it's so much a gram, can you tell me how much a gram is? Like how many lines?

Please, TV only. No movies. Here are some examples of things I like and have seen.

Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Supernatural, Smallville, The Flash, Arrow, Sleepy Hollow, NBC's Dracula, The Tomorrow People, Painkiller Jane, Nikita, Lost, and Agents of SHIELD.

So that's sort of what I dig. Any recommendations for me? Old and new shows, both, please. Feel free to list as many as you want. I'll take all the suggestions you have. Also feel free to list webseries too. I like those.

Here are a couple of examples of what I mean:

I made a chocolate cake out of an packet of gelatin, flour, french vanilla coffee creamer, melted down sprinkles, cocoa, baking powder, cream cheese, and a little bit of a coffee-caramel Cold Stone milkshake. It actually worked.

And another time I used two Hershey bars, some flour, and an egg to make a few brownies.

And then the other day I fixed my toilet flapper by cutting off the end of a wire on a spiral notebook and tying the chain to the flapper.

I was pretty proud of myself all those times. So... What have you MacGyvered up? It can be food or not.

Oh hey, my 100th question. Cool. So what would you want to do on our date?

I'll give you some examples. Some of my questions have been posting twice, random answers to my questions (usually the best ones it seems) are being deleted for no reason and after contacting the users I find out they didn't delete them and there would have been no reason they'd be reported, I don't get notified to new followers of mine, and this one is strange. One question even got split into two and half the answers were on one version and the other half on the other one. I got 20 answers and ten were on each.

Now does anyone know what's going on here and if you've experienced this, what has happened? I want to get this on the record in case we need to try to do something about it.

Some people think this is a myth but I assure you it is not. My old roommate had a dog who loved everyone except black people. Whenever one of our black friends or neighbors came over she would growl and bark at them. No matter how many times they were there. She never did that with any other race. She especially seemed to hate black kids. And my roommate was not racist, I promise you that. I've seen quite a few of these dogs.