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Would it be a personal event that happened in your life, a famous notable event, what would it be?

Do you ever wonder how or why something like 5 - 4 HAS to equal 1? Why does it HAVE to be 1? I mean who says that its 1? Is it possible for this to be false? Or, why is 5 x 5 25? Is it possible that the math we are taught is false?

I have a Sony STR-DE310 receiver that does not work. It turns on and and shows the radio station and other functions, but it has no sound and after about 5 seconds after turning it on, the word PROTECT flashes non stop and the receiver will not do anything. Please help if you can asap

Okay I was on a plane and someone asked me "What if this thing goes down? After all, we are in the middle of a thunderstorm." So I looked outside, and sure enough, thunder and lightning all over .. so, I jumped out of the plane and landed on my feet, then found myself running from a tornado. I made it to a bridge when I finally decided that it was too close to me to get away from, so I jumped off of the bridge into a river and was washed up on shore hours later, to the sight of a family of turtles, must of all been at least 300 feet tall, and they picked me up, gave me a ride on their back, then dropped me off at the Atlantic Ocean, where a school of sharks came to get me. They put me in their mouth, and took me north to Maine. I was again washed up on a beach somewhere, and then I found a little toad who I declared would be my friend, and I said "Hey little buddy, lets go get something to eat." And then, he suckerpunched me in the head, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up days later to all of my buddies sitting at the table in our club house laughing with me about something and I had no clue what was going on .... What the hell happened?

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the destroyer

the exterminator

the 1 smell wonder

the nose hair burner

toxic waste

5,000 degree fart

the flatulator

destroyer of worlds

ex-STINK-tion

open to suggestions

Okay....i know this sounds reeeeeeally weird, but its true....like, no more than 10 minutes ago, I fell off of the roof of my garage, about 12 feet high, and landed right on my neck..and i didnt feel a thing...nothing is broken, there are no marks or anything...i can still move it and all.....WTF just happened?

im scared....

On Resident Evil 4, in the mine, there is a part where there are docks and the idiots stop your cart. After you kill them, you shoot the switch and get going again. When you go back in the tunnel, just around the bend, right away, there is a part where the tunnel goes straight, and branches off to the right, which is the way you automatically take. What I want to know is:

IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TUNNEL?!! PLEASE TELL