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There were people saying things like "he got what he deserved" and "well he isnt so classy himself" and "if he can dish it he needs to take it"

Well, this is what I posted on the website (which they probably wont approve to go on...)

I keep seeing all of this talk about he got what he deserved because he makes fun of others or because of tasteless things hes done on his videoes or WHATEVER!

However, I feel that regardless to the things hes done or said… He hasnt flew down on anyones face, unexpectedly with his @$$ out! I think that this was totally disrespectful and NOT funny… And I ALSO enjoy a good prank/joke. If I was Em, Idda beat the bird crap out of ol’ dude! REAL TALK…

That was just horribly wrong… I love Em and even I can say that some of the things he has done has been tasteless! However, I dont think even Em could do something that disrespectful! Someone [NAKED] @$$ in MY face? = World War III !!!!!!!!!

Also, whatever man thinks this was funny or well deserved, you have a man fly down and put his naked @$$ on your lips and see how you like it… This goes for any female that thinks this is funny or well deserved also… I bet you wouldnt enjoy that too much!

{Second Post (yeah I was hot enough to post twice; 3 times if you include this one)}

AGAIN… His music being “tasteless” or “non-classy” has nothing to do with this nonsense!!!!

You can CHOOSE to listen or CHOOSE not to listen! He did not have a CHOICE in this!!!!!!!

For the person who asked why they showed Em first… Well its a prank, they wanted you to see the before reaction (Em looking at this FOOl like “what the H-E-Double hockey sticks is he doing”) and his after reaction (Em pissed and thinking “let me get the H-E-Double hockey sticks up out of here before I kill this FOOL”)!!!

When you watch Punk’d, dont they show the people BEFORE the actual prank goes down…

Use your brain! Not staged or he wouldnt have responded that way… Evidently if he knew it was because they wanted him to know what was going to happen so that he doesnt get mad and storm out of the place, or worse, do as I would have and beat the bird crap out of him!But seeing as though he did react the way any other man would have, he MUST NOT HAVE KNOWN!

Honestly, I think that this was a set up to try to get him to beat the BIRD CRAP out of dude so he can get locked up… You know MTV and Em always had a little background nonsense going on! This isnt the first time they picked with him… This is why I dont mess with MTV… They are…….. IDIOTIC!!!!!!!

What do you guys think?!?

There were people saying things like "he got what he deserved" and "well he isnt so classy himself" and "if he can dish it he needs to take it"

Well, this is what I posted on the website (which they probably wont approve to go on...)

I keep seeing all of this talk about he got what he deserved because he makes fun of others or because of tasteless things hes done on his videoes or WHATEVER!

However, I feel that regardless to the things hes done or said… He hasnt flew down on anyones face, unexpectedly with his @$$ out! I think that this was totally disrespectful and NOT funny… And I ALSO enjoy a good prank/joke. If I was Em, Idda beat the bird crap out of ol’ dude! REAL TALK…

That was just horribly wrong… I love Em and even I can say that some of the things he has done has been tasteless! However, I dont think even Em could do something that disrespectful! Someone [NAKED] @$$ in MY face? = World War III !!!!!!!!!

Also, whatever man thinks this was funny or well deserved, you have a man fly down and put his naked @$$ on your lips and see how you like it… This goes for any female that thinks thi

That Water is included in rent but Im responsible for gas and lights...

The apartment is 800 Sq ft and its a 1 bedroom... Its only going to be me in the apartment (ie no children)

The question is what is the average electric and gas bill in atlanta for a 800 sq. ft. 1 bedroom apt?

Im trying to figure it all out in my expenses...

Time waits for ________! (fill in the blank... First person to give me a star and answer correctly gets 12 pts!

I am so in love with UFC...

I had my friend (who has been int the UFC family for years) lend me a stack of old DVDs of UFC fights and so far, my favorite fight is Coutoure vs. Sylvia

OMG i loved it! I did not expect the outcome because I had seen them both fight... Well I know they are both beasts in the octagon but never did I expect that!!!

Anyway, my question is what octagon fight is better than that? I like to see actual FIGHTS I dont like it when its like complete domination on one end and a quick knock out! I like to see competition... I like to watch the undercards but (of course) the championship fights are always better!

So what do you guys suggest?

I like BJ Penn

Randy Coutoure

I love Chuck Liddel

I absolutely love TITO ORTIZ

hmmmm...

Ive only seen one Rampage fight

Ive seen Kimo and that other big a$s guy he beat up...

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One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed

some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a

little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would

be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and

noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so

excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said

he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly

raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly

she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave

so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she

looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said,

" I will take him and him and him."

Dont forget to star if you like!!!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is

89). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was

watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in

all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring

at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the

teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter

old

man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on

his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he

did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you

were my son."

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted

Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she

played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to

mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'

My sister is 17, she will be 18 July 21st.

She just had a child on the 30th of March.

She is not married.

Those are the facts, here is the question:

Is she considered an emancipated adult?

If not what are the steps that she needs to take in order to become emancipated?

I dont usually like blonde jokes but this one had me laughing! Star if you like it!

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more'

I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!

Star if you do too!

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

Star if you like it!!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

He lived in Germany for over 2 years and then his parents moved back to the United States...

I keep telling him he is German because he was born in Germany... He says he is not because he doesnt have German blood in him. Whos right?

Twilight so much? I dont understand! I LOVE it and just about every character... Why do you guys hate it so much?

I always see posts about if someone says twilight im going to go crazy...Or, and I quote, "If someone says Edward Cullen, I am going to do something illegal".... I dont get it, are you guys just haters, do you really not like it, or do you just get tired of seeing and hearing about Twilight?

Please answer if you are not a Twilight fan, and be honest with yourself and Y!A!!!!

If you are a Twilight fan, tell me what you think!

That a woman should marry a man at least 7 years her senior (because of the difference in the levels of maturity)?

I was recently told that and I want to see it for myself. Its not that I dont believe it, I just dont want to believe it without KNOWING for myself!

Where in the Bible does it state that a woman should marry a man at least 7 years her senior?

I forgot the names of the books that Bella had...

Go and look for Sujata Bhatt’s “A different History”. Two books mentioned in the series could invoke part of the first stanza, but one is mauled while is other is merely treated roughly. Which book am I asking for?

What is the answer?

A friend of my (ex-friend anyway) let me stay with him until I was able to get back on my feet... My mother and I got into it really bad so he let me come stay with him...

He wasnt my boyfriend or anything close to that nature... I wasnt having sex with him, but he wanted me to be his girlfriend! I have known him for over a year and we have kept in touch.

Well basically he got mad because I wouldnt have sex with him! I spent the night with my friend and while I was gone, he put all of my things outside and people went through it...

I had a laptop ($500 minus tax and minus the software and hardware)

I had clothes ($500 at least)

I had jewelry ($2-300 at least)

But here is the thing... The only thing I have receipts for is my laptop, I never kept receipts for clotes, shoes, jewelry... I keep them for so long but after they start piling up, they eventually get thrown away.

So how does that work? Is the only thing I will be able to sue for is my laptop?

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b!tches who want off, get the he!l off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b!tches who are getting on, get your as$es in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 5 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married 5 times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #3 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #4 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #5 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"