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Hi, I'm a 58 year old male English O.M.G (Outwardly miserable git) with a warped sense of humour. I am an ex serviceman that has been there, seen it, and is still trying to remember why I dId it! I am now one of the directors of an engineering company in the midlands. God help you if one of your questions catches my eye, my answers range from the inane to the insane! Don't worry if you are offended or outraged by the answers I give, I dislike everyone in equal measure! Nurse is coming In with the injection now and she's got a twisted smile on her face... a bit like Bernard Matthews looking at a turkey! Ouch.. I fink Mr Hypodeemic nurdle juss met Mr Burtucks.. knight, nite....

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  • Film title please?

    This film came out in the mid eighties- mid nineties.

    Scenario;

    A man is in an all night diner in a large American city and there is a telephone box outside.

    It is very late to early morning.

    The phone starts ringing and the man goes outside and answers it.

    The person on the other end is from a nuclear missile silo at Omaha, who has got a wrong number and thinks he is talking (in a panic) to a relative.

    He is trying to tell him or her that there is an incoming nuclear missile attack from the Russians.

    The conversation is cut short when the person on the other end is warned to put the phone down and it is quickly followed by the sound of gunfire.

    The phone goes dead.

    The rest of the film is taken up by the person who picked the phone up trying to convince everyone that the threat was as real as he believed it to be!

    And then the frantic attempts by everyone to get out of the city before the missiles strike.

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