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My friends say that I have a hourglass figure. I'm a guy.

Chest 37.5" waist 27" hips 36"

Is this too weird?

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They are not shoulder length but I think they are long enough. Also, do you guys think dreads would look good on me?

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My hair goes a little below the tip of my nose. Can i lock it now? Also, will it look bad because it's short?

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I just ran out of face wash and my face is really oily. So I was just wondering if I could use mouthwash instead of face wash....I have a scope dualblast mouthwash if it matters.

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Cos the guy i had sex with bled and i got worried and he said it was because he had never had sex before. Is that true?

I play with my dick a lot. Is that common? I even play with it while watching lesbo porn. Does this mean i am gay?

They are murderers. So I hope they do

They are murderers. So I hope they do

I think I'm turning black. I'm actually a Asian so it will make me african-Asian I guess. Anyways my duck(u=i) ; is now completely black and it was pale 2 years ago. So in 5 years or so, I will become african-Asian. If that happens is it racist?

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Hey I'm a 90 year old youth and I saw Satan In my dream last night. I think he wants me dead. What do I do? I don't want to die so young. I mean I'm not even 100. Any means of extending my life? Anyone?

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I think I look funny with my mustache. How do you think I'll look without it?

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Everyone has cold in the winter. That's no big deal. But I have running nose and feel a bit different like when I catch a real cold. I'm pretty sure I don't have the cold because it's summer. Are there other diseases with similar symptoms?

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I started going attending guitar classes because I thought the teacher was cool. But now, after 2 weeks, i think he is a huge pervert!!! He always talks about fingering..... What should i do?

I don't know what's going on. My daughter said today that she is pregnant but she hasn't had sex with anyone yet. She told me that while she was in a swimming pool, some pervert masturbated in the pool and she got pregnant. Is that even possible?

I think my teeth are crooked but everyone else thinks they're ok. Once i bit a bone hard while eating meat and after that i felt that my teeth were crooked. Please no rude replies

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I'm colour blind and my friends told me that I have these weird green eyes but I don't even know what green is. Help me.... Tell me that my eyes are black

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So I was peeing and then suddenly this unicorn comes out of nowhere and bites my penis. It hurt like hell at first but the unicorn gave me some weird medicine thing and my penis grew back... AND IT WAS BIGGER.... I'm kind of excited but what should I do with the earlier penis? Should I flush it? Wouldn't it be a waste? Help me

Is there something wrong with me? I've never heard of another veggie who dislikes vegetables. I'm also worried because there might be some long-term effects like dying because I have nothing to eat... Help me

Till yesterday, i could only hear the conversations going on in the room i was in. But today, i actually heard everything the people were talking about in the next room. So i was juat wondering that vampires have awesome ears and can hear like a mile away and me beginning to hear better is too suspicious. So, am i turning?

P. S. I can move my ears too. Just wanted to let you know that i too have awesome ears.