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How do Christians explain the stories written in the book of the dead written thousands of years before the old testament

The stories are straight up plagiarism 9000 exact matching sentences between the book of the dead and the bible someone please explain this to me

I am an open minded agnostic fellow

And I want to pray to see if god answers me but I have grown up to freely look at Christianity with a open mind and I've always thot that god seems evil and lucifer is a underated hero perhaps he is god and the bible is a trick and maybe when u prey to god u become trapped in gods lie (like a spell) so brings me back to my question I afraid to prey any advice thoughts

How's this for a religion?

In the beginning back in1969 a man named Rob (aka GOD ) came to be and he had 2 sons Maiden and Sabbath and all was well till Montly spoke glam metal he was a false profit with songs of love and heart ache and soon more false prophets arose Roses, Poison, and leopard.so God chose 8 disciples ( Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Exodus, Testament, Anthrax, Sodom, and Kreator)to spread the word of the metal gods and so there were writin in 2 commandments

1. METAL UP YOUR ***

2. MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW CROWD BEGINS TO BANG AND THERE'S BLOOD UPON THE STAGE BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE STAGE AND METAL TAKES ITS PRICE

BONDED BY BLOOD!

But alas GODS children had forgotten the true meaning of metal which has become sad and depressing it all sounds like

Wa wa wa wa my girl friend left me I'm sad but I'll get her back o no I failed again but I won't give up I'm strong enough I'll get through it allYEAH!!! GRUNT GRUNT!!! BLA BLA BLA BLA !!!!!!

Heed my warning new age metal fagots when the metal GOD returns you shall feel his wrath for he rides a living motorcycle from hell with wings of steel and deadly wheels and you shall feel the leathery boot of metal far up thy asses.

How's this for a religion?

In the beginning back in1969 a man named Rob (aka GOD ) came to be and he had 2 sons Maiden and Sabbath and all was well till Montly spoke glam metal he was a false profit with songs of love and heart ache and soon more false prophets arose Roses, Poison, and leopard.so God chose 8 disciples ( Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Exodus, Testament, Anthrax, Sodom, and Kreator)to spread the word of the metal gods and so there were writin in 2 commandments

1. METAL UP YOUR ***

2. MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW CROWD BEGINS TO BANG AND THERE'S BLOOD UPON THE STAGE BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE STAGE AND METAL TAKES ITS PRICE

BONDED BY BLOOD!

But alas GODS children had forgotten the true meaning of metal which has become sad and depressing it all sounds like

Wa wa wa wa my girl friend left me I'm sad but I'll get her back o no I failed again but I won't give up I'm strong enough I'll get through it allYEAH!!! GRUNT GRUNT!!! BLA BLA BLA BLA !!!!!!

Heed my warning new age metal fagots when the metal GOD returns you shall feel his wrath for he rides a living motorcycle from hell with wings of steel and deadly wheels and you shall feel the leathery boot of metal far up thy asses.

How's this for a religion?

In the beginning back in1969 a man named Rob (aka GOD ) came to be and he had 2 sons Maiden and Sabbath and all was well till Montly spoke glam metal he was a false profit with songs of love and heart ache and soon more false prophets arose Roses, Poison, and leopard.so God chose 8 disciples ( Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Exodus, Testament, Anthrax, Sodom, and Kreator)to spread the word of the metal gods and so there were writin in 2 commandments

1. METAL UP YOUR ***

2. MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW CROWD BEGINS TO BANG AND THERE'S BLOOD UPON THE STAGE BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE STAGE AND METAL TAKES ITS PRICE

BONDED BY BLOOD!

But alas GODS children had forgotten the true meaning of metal which has become sad and depressing it all sounds like

Wa wa wa wa my girl friend left me I'm sad but I'll get her back o no I failed again but I won't give up I'm strong enough I'll get through it allYEAH!!! GRUNT GRUNT!!! BLA BLA BLA BLA !!!!!!

Heed my warning new age metal fagots when the metal GOD returns you shall feel his wrath for he rides a living motorcycle from hell with wings of steel and deadly wheels and you shall feel the leathery boot of metal far up thy asses.

P.s. when I say fagot I do mean homosexual I mean a fagot yes there's a difference

I 've had the same dream for the past 4year's it starts out I'm on a back porch in a chair with my wife and we are just relaxing in the sun and all off a sudden. The sky turns red and there's little drops of blood start falling from the sky and then when see legions of angels fly across the sky like something out of red dawn and I look to my wife we're like aww yeah to each other and we bother pick up shotguns and start shooting angels out of the sky we then go in side were I grab a knife and a 1911 and head towards the car and drive to my kids school we run in and there's angels killing little children in the hallway so I tell my wife to find my daughter and I ran towards one of the angels who had a sword I'm holding a knife upside down in my right hand and he swings at me I do a reverse cork screw kick his sword just misses my back and he my knife rips right threw his throat when I land Ipull the pistol out and shoot two rounds threw his head.I tell the three kids to follow me and I meet up with my wife who has found my daughter and we make it out of the school front door and a daemon in a suit approaches us and says we need ur help and than I wake up

I have this dream every single day for the past 4years sometimes 3times a night

Any thoughts on what it could mean

Thank you

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I 've had the same dream for the past 4year's it starts out I'm on a back porch in a chair with my wife and we are just relaxing in the sun and all off a sudden. The sky turns red and there's little drops of blood start falling from the sky and then when see legions of angels fly across the sky like something out of red dawn and I look to my wife we're like aww yeah to each other and we bother pick up shotguns and start shooting angels out of the sky we then go in side were I grab a knife and a 1911 and head towards the car and drive to my kids school we run in and there's angels killing little children in the hallway so I tell my wife to find my daughter and I ran towards one of the angels who had a sword I'm holding a knife upside down in my right hand and he swings at me I do a reverse cork screw kick his sword just misses my back and he my knife rips right threw his throat when I land Ipull the pistol out and shoot two rounds threw his head.I tell the three kids to follow me and I meet up with my wife who has found my daughter and we make it out of the school front door and a daemon in a suit approaches us and says we need ur help and than I wake up

I have this dream every single day for the past 4years sometimes 3times a night

Any thoughts on what it could mean

Thank you

Ps I am agnostic if u wondering

I 've had the same dream for the past 4year's it starts out I'm on a back porch in a chair with my wife and we are just relaxing in the sun and all off a sudden. The sky turns red and there's little drops of blood start falling from the sky and then we

see legions of angels fly across the sky like something out of red dawn and I look to my wife we're like aww yeah to each other and we bother pick up shotguns and start shooting angels out of the sky we then go in side were I grab a knife and a 1911 and head towards the car and drive to my kids school we run in and there's angels killing little children in the hallway so I tell my wife to find my daughter and I ran towards one of the angels who had a sword I'm holding a knife upside down in my right hand and he swings at me I do a reverse cork screw kick his sword just misses my back and my knife rips right threw his throat when I land Ipull the pistol out and shoot two rounds threw the other angel's head.I tell the three kids to follow me and I meet up with my wife who has found my daughter and we make it out of the school front door and a daemon in a suit approaches us and says we need ur help and than I wake up

I have this dream every single day for the past 4years sometimes 3times a night

Any thoughts on what it could mean

Thank you

Ps I am agnostic if u wondering

I am not a troll or judging you and I dont not care what you believe I just can't understand how anyone can believe in any god or religion and by that I mean (magic) plz dont take offence to that I am just curious thank you

I am not a troll just a thought how can "humans" believe any religion

is it a fear or a mental disability or maybe upbringing or acceptance?

And a sub question why would someone want in a kingdom of an entity or deity who would send a rapist and murder to heaven for repenting and finding Jesus but im dont kill or murder and I go to he'll because I do not like gods way of thinking it just seem egotistical and childish

once agian Im not a troll just a concerned observer of the human race

This is a two part question

1. Do u think people still have honor

2 . explain why u think they do or do not think

And let me answer my own question I think most of us do not have honor I will give one example ufc is a sport with no honor if someone is on the ground u let them up I think it is extremely disrespectful and cowardly to strike some one when they are on the ground just an opinion

Fast metal suggestions Plz I am a thrash fan for life and I want to get into new metal but nothing is fast enough and it slow down in and out of the song I hate grunting, overly bass drums, and slow girly singing parts the band's I listen areSLAYER b4 1996,METALLICA B4 1991,(**** BLACK ALBUM EMO ****), EXODUS in only like the Bonded by blood and Fabulous disaster albums, MEGADETH B4 1992, SODOM their first 4 albums, KREATOR their first 4 album, and TESTAMENT their first 4 albums I hate anything with grunting or animal noises ect. I do not like KILLSWITCH, KORN, SLIPKNOT, BREAKING BENJERMIN, LAMB OF GOD, GOD SMACK, WHITE CHAPEL, ASKING ALEXANDER, AS I LAY DIEING, SUICIDAL SILENCE, ECT . this is a serious question Plz suggest something you'd think I might like and no or dubstep or rap metal and if u suggest a band Plz put some of their fastest song

Thank you

I am a thrash fan for life and I want to get into new metal but nothing is fast enough and it slow down in and out of the song I hate grunting, overly bass drums, and slow girly singing parts the band's I listen areSLAYER b4 1996,METALLICA B4 1991,(**** BLACK ALBUM EMO ****), EXODUS in only like the Bonded by blood and Fabulous disaster albums, MEGADETH B4 1992, SODOM their first 4 albums, KREATOR their first 4 album, and TESTAMENT their first 4 albums I hate anything with grunting or animal noises eat. I do not like KILLSWITCH, KORN, SLIPKNOT, BREAKING BENJERMIN, LAMB OF GOD, GOD SMACK, WHITE CHAPEL, ASKING ALEXANDER, AS I LAY DIEING, SUICIDAL SILENCE, ECT . this is a serious question Plz suggest something you'd think I might like and no dusted or rap metal and I am open to any band from any year not just new or old thank you

Oh and if u suggest a band play suggest their fastest hardest songs too thanks

Is this right a man who kill 20plp and touches little kids in their danger zone finds god and he is saved but I am a good person I love everyone I don't judge, steal kill, ect but I choose not to accept christ or god so I'm gonna burn?????

Hate speech or moran