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Beer contains female hormones

Last month Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

We have pets, which we love so much we think of them as our "alternative" children. My wife buys me Fathers Day cards as well.

What do you think of those who celebrate holidays, but do not really fit into the perfect picture of the holidays' meaning?

Whenever someone is selling a lot of something, they use the phrase "They're selling like Hotcakes!"

But what would you say if you're actually selling Hotcakes?

and

Would Jesus say, "What would I do"?

Man 1:

Beats his wife and kids every day, uses the lords name in vain frequently, but goes to church every Sunday and prays for forgiveness

Man 2:

Never swears, treats his wife and kids with love and respect, and never goes to church even though he agrees with the philosophy of the bible toward how we should be good rather than bad.

So who gets a clear pass through the pearly gates?

Man 1?

Man 2?

Neither?

Please, only serious answers and explanations.

I was watching a show called "The Principles Office". Kind of like a documentary, and it followed a bunch of middle and high school principles around to see how they dealt with kids. One show had a guy who was sent to the principles office for refusing to remove a pair of black knit gloves.

So here is my question...is there some sort of gang who makes their members wear gloves, black gloves or mittens! My guess is that it had more to do with the black color, than the gloves themselves. I think it is funny to think of some gang leaders telling the members to wear mittens! The Mittens Gang, name, just doesn't demand a lot of respect.

An elderly man decides to check out retirement homes in planning for his future.

Through his friends insistence, he decides to check out a nudist retirement home. When he arrives he is immediately escorted to a changing room and asked to disrobe. He reluctantly does so, and is encouraged to look around to see if he likes the place. Everyone there is so nice and helpful, that it is easy to forget that he is completely naked. While touring the facility he decides to check out some of the rooms. While assessing one of the suites, a lovely young maid walks in. Her beautiful naked body starts the mans pulse to quicken, and he finds himself getting aroused. The young maid notices the predicament and decides to have sex with the man. Once finished the maid leaves and man cleans himself up in the bathroom. In the bathroom the man slips and falls to the floor. A young male intern comes in and finds the man face down on the floor, and decides to take advantage of the situation and have sex with him.

After-wards the intern quickly leaves, and the old man slowly get to his feet and leaves as well.

Once home, the old mans friend asked if he liked the place.

"No" said the man to his friend.

"Why not"? asks the friend.

"Because", says the man, "I get aroused about once a year....but I sometimes fall down twice a day".

I purchased a new laptop with Vista 64 bit preloaded. I have a specific driver for an interface device which works on 32 bit, but not on 64 bit. As preloaded computers do not come with the installation disks, is there a simple solution to change Vista to 32 bit, without having to purchase the full installation disks? I have nothing on the computer that needs to be saved.