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A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't be such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"

So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip, bites and says, "This tastes like s.hit."

And the salesman replied, "Yeah, that’s coz it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?!

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't be such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"

So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip, bites and says, "This tastes like ****."

And the salesman replied, "Yeah, that’s coz it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?!!

.... do you earn extra points for stars?

PS. star this question please

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1.The Englishman lives in the house with the red door.

2.The Spaniard owns the dog.

3.Coffee is drunk in the house with the green door.

4.The Ukrainian drinks tea.

5.The house with the green door is immediately to the right (your right) of the house with the ivory colour door.

6.The medium cut smoker owns snails.

7.Spun cut is smoked in the house with the yellow door.

8.Milk is drunk in the middle house.

9.The Norwegian lives in the first house on the left.

10. The man who smokes Mixture lives in the house next to the man with the fox.

11. Spun cut is smoked in the house next to the house where the horse is kept.

12.The Flake smoker drinks orange juice.

13.The Japanese smokes Rough cut.

14.The Norwegian lives next to the house with the blue door.

NOW: Who drinks water? Who owns the zebra?

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