joe cool

You know you have one

i was at a party and this girl asked me out of the blue if i was drunk. I told her no because i wasn't and that was the end of that. if i said yes, would she have used that as an excuse to smash? to me that seems more like a guy thing to do, i wouldn't expect that from a chick but maybe i'm just naive.

trying to catch it, would you feel responsible?

Apparently there's a "right" answer to this question. Thanks Stephen McDow!

Mine is when a girl tries to kiss me after giving me head, and then she gets upset when i tell her not to. B*tch, it's called the transitive property

Would i get bored after the first few tries?

Do i think LBJ copped out when he signed with Miami? Yes.

Will i undermine any of LBJ's future achievements (championships in particular) so long as he plays along side 2 perennial superstars? Yes.

Do i detest LBJ for his decision? Yup

Do i think LBJ deserves to have his jersey retired in Cleveland? Absolutely

My jaw hurts like a b*tch, i clench my teeth when i lift i can't help it. For anyone who's actually tried it, does wearing a mouth guard help?

I'm a mean grunter

When i lift weights at the gym, i usually go hard. I can't help but show the "b*tch face" and groan. Sometimes I notice a girl watching me as i lift (and it's a lot of weight) but i don't know whether she's thinking "wow that's hot" or "ew, why's he trying so hard." Not that either one will affect how hard i work out (though the first is a bit more encouraging) but i just wanna know. Any ideas?

say i occasionally drop the f bomb in a casual, non-abrasive manner in the middle of my sentences. my guy friends don't seem to notice or care but do girls find it offensive? specifically girls that i just met?

I need the answer for a research paper and I kinda forgot which one came first.

and why

Anybody else find it dumb that it costs points to ask a question?

I mean why should i be penalized for helping somebody else get points for answering my question, which wouldn't have been possible if i didn't ask it in the first place?

What if i have more than one question? Wouldn't it be more cost effective if i asked all my questions in one question like i am now?

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my calf got a cramp or spasm yesterday after a run. i want to go to practice today but i still feel it a bit. is it safe to run or will i just get another cramp?