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wondering if this joke is considered a metaphor?

"id you know beer makes you smarter? No seriously it made Bud Wiser!"

Because it says bud wiser as in it made a man named bud smarter

but really it means beer made budwiser the drink.

is that a metaphor. just trying to understand the meaning of metahpor

Looking for a store that sells Sorel boots the name is Tivoli the color is Chestnut Plaid...I live in Mission B.C. looking for a store close to me that sells these exact boots in size 7.5 Please help i love these boots so much

Hey there just recently learned how to do the fishtail braid, aka grecian braid, herringbone. whateva. anyway i was wondering if anyone knows who came up with this braid, or when they started using it. The place it orginated from would be nice too. If you know any information about it. THANKS.

So i jailbroke my ipod the other dy, but i dont think it worked right like when i went to cydia it kept saying it wsnt installed right and stuff, anyways now everytime i turn on my ipod it says "plug into itunes" so everytime i turn it off and on i have to plug it into itunes and restore and sync all my stuff onto it again

i have an internet stick (bell) and im trying to get on the internet with my ipod thro wifi or whatever but how do i know if i have wifi, and like how do i connect to it or w/e

i really want straight teeth like its really effecting my self esteem, But my family can't afford braces, is there any like way you can get straight teeth, with like a grand? oh and im 16... if that helps, and i live in Canada... im desperate it doesn't matter if it takes a year or so, as long as results are shown within the year... yah know?

i live in bc . canadaaa like vancouverishhh

The video is of a girl and shes like rappin in a kitchen i think like about her boyfriend shes like half black and her names Al something or somethin and part of the song is like i dont care if his body aint fifty he stay wth me or soemthing like that??? and body no what song im talking about?

Not like stupid answers like boobs or asses Like obviously, but like what are little things you like, like when someone bits your lip or like, kisses your leg or something?? what do u like, i want little tips so i can use them

so ive been dating this guy for only like a month or two, and the other day he said he loved me, but it seems to soon to say that and actually meen it like it really seemd like he ment it...but like...iduno if he did or not..

i like books like go ask alice, even if it kills me by Dorothy Joan Harris is a good one too. but i want a book about like about life / growing up / relationships / drugs / maturing / school kinda thing

i heard this song and its not "she got me like oh ****!"

its a guy singing and hes like she got me like

oooooo ahhh, ooo ahh

theres like 45679876545 things out there to call a girl.. but what are some names to call a guy

is it normal to bleed first couple times having sex?

because i lost my virginity and i blead and like then

i did it ... well i wont get into details but a couple more times

and iduno i bled like everytime last time only a tiny

but still , normal?

umm well i lost my virginity and like ive been bleeding since,

is that really unnormal?

k just wanna lose a couple pounds, don't say anything if your guna

be like "thats bad" just shutup its my choise just wanna kno cause

ive been taking them for 3 days 2 a day and i havnt been eating much

but like i have been eating enough iduno des it work for lossing weight?

like fast?

okay weell im 14 and ive been having my period for like 3 weeks now

is this a bad thing? or is it just a whatever kinda thing

k well im doin shrooms for the 3'rd time now.& and the last time i did

them i did it with like 10 people, and one of them had a bad trip and

another one of them talked them out of it but i dont know what they

said, so like does anyone know what to say to someone when there

having a bad trip.and what to do to make them feel better.?