lucky 7

It can be as long as you want, though I prefer short and sweet ones. Be creative!

My dad has been vexing me lately saying that "Game lowers the amount of information memorized." Is this really true? I need to know for sure so post a website that might state this or tell me why it does not lower learning potential.

I heard that from a friend. Is it true?

The 14 before, in case you missed it.

Disclaimer: This is made for comedy purposes only and is not meant to offend anyone.

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?

10. People who say, “Damn u suck,” when u mess up on a crazy trick u tried to do. OK mister, why don’t u try doing it?

11. People who say, “I didn’t even study,” and they get an A+. C’mon man, you seriously think that we would believe u?

12. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WHO RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES JOKES AS THEIR OWN. (by: pdmaine_2000)

13. The weird fever of saying “That’s what she said,” to a man and everyone else all laugh like crazy. You are adults now, start acting like one. You don’t see ladies going “That’s what he said.” Can that mean that ladies are more mature now? I hope not…

14. Little kids about 8 years old are sagging their jeans now? Jesus Christ, I can see their underwear and sometimes the whole jeans just falls off. Who teaches kids to do this?

NEW ONES:

15. I hate people who ask the people in the toilet cubicle "Are you done yet?" Yeah, I'll just come out here and finish my piss.

16. I hate people who asks me if they may eat some of my food and when I refuse, they get mad. Guess whos food this is mister freeloader? Just keep talking and you will never be able to get anything from me. You think I care? Go starve.

17. People who put their bags on bus seats when it is busy. Bus seats are for people, not for bags, unless theres an abducted person in that bag? I hope not....

18. I hate it when people talk on the phone for 30 minutes and when I start talking on the phone for five minute, they say, “HURRY UP MAN, YOU HAVE TALKED FOR 5 MINUTES.” Chill out mister 30 minute talker.

Credits:

Leonora

Hope25

pdmaine_25

Matilda

I checked his "Baby" video on youtube and he has more "dislikes" than "likes." Can someone explain to me why that video was so bad?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?

10. People who say, “Damn u suck,” when u mess up on a crazy trick u tried to do. OK mister, why don’t u try doing it?

11. People who say, “I didn’t even study,” and they get an A+. C’mon man, you seriously think that we would believe u?

12. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WHO RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES JOKES AS THEIR OWN. (by: pdmaine_2000)

13. The weird fever of saying “That’s what she said,” to a man and everyone else all laugh like crazy. You are adults now, start acting like one. You don’t see ladies going “That’s what he said.” Can that mean that ladies are more mature now? I hope not…

14. Little kids about 8 years old are sagging their jeans now? Jesus Christ, I can see their underwear and sometimes the whole jeans just falls off. Who teaches kids to do this?

Tell me something u hate about people and the funniest and realistic one gets best answer.

I want to keep this list growing :P

K, there are 30 of them, tell me which ones are true.

1. Duct tape is like The force: it has a light and a dark side, and it holds the universe together

2. Whats another word for thesaurus?

3. If time is on your side, whats on the other side?

4. If at first u succeed- try to hide your astonishment

5. One thing about the speed of light- it gets here too early in the morning

6. The dead batteries are given out free of charge.

7. I spilled my spot remover on my dog-now he's gone

8. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

9. Do equal amounts of dark chocolate and light chocolate make a balanced diet?

10. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

11. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness" but it doesn't work.

12. When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

13. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference

14. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

15. Push will get you everywhere, except through a door marked "pull"

16. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away 3 weeks before you need it.

18. The only thing most people do better than anybody else is read their own handwriting.

19. Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

20. Gravity always gets me down. :(

21. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

22. According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

23. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

24. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

25. 8/5 of all people do not understand fractions.

26. All generalizations are false.

27. The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.

28. People get more exercise from chewing than doing anything else in their life.

29. Why do people look 15 minutes for the remote rather than manually changing the channel?

30. If everyone is created equal, why are some people at a higher position than other people.

Pls tell me which ones are true, I'm totally confused

A teacher once asked three students to say a sentence that included green, pink, and yellow.

The Asian kid says, "I play in a pink dress with my yellow ball outside my green yard."

The Mexican kid says, "I have a green, yellow, and pink marker in my backpack."

The Indian kid thought for a while and said, "The phone goes Green, Green, Green and i pink up the phone and said "Yellow?!"

If u dont get it,

The indian kid meant "The phone goes Ring Ring Ring and i pick up the phone and said "Hello?!"

green = ring

pink= pick

yellow= hello (like homer in the simpsons)

10 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?

10. People who say, “Damn u suck,” when u mess up on a crazy trick u tried to do. OK mister, why don’t u try doing it?

Between breakfast and lunch is brunch

Between lunch and dinner is lunner

What is between dinner and breakfast?

After dinosaurs became extinct, humans were formed and still walk the planet to this day.

After humans become extinct, what species will be formed after us?

Just curious

I am desperate. I know it sounds pretty stupid but I REALLY DONT KNOW HOW

Does anyone have any other face symbols that u can type

I only know these

:)

:(

:P

:|

any other ones u know?

is anyone going trick or treating?

do you guys know what kids usually love?

Last time, a child cried because i gave him a candy he didn't like and his mother came over. IT WAS EMBARRASSING. I had to give him 3 candies that he picked out himself. sigh

Kids these days

so what candies do kids like?

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759…If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! —— (Oh YES, it is!)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?

NOOO I DO NOT HATE PEOPLE (like I have a choice (-.-). I ll be dead if I hate people.

jk

This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station???

Police: Yes, what is the matter??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.

Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....

Police: you FOOL...

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke...

theres another one. The end is kinda mean but you get it right?

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for

several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One

day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat

by him, he whispered, eyes filling with tears. "You know what? You have

been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you

comforted me.

When my business failed, you supported us both. When I got shot,

you nursed me back to health. When we lost the house, you endured

living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has started failing and you

are still right by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She

gently asked,

smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're

bad luck, why don't you f* off."

What do you think about Serena Williams attitude at the US Open?