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No one seems to want to help or provide useful tutorials. I don't know what to do to get this overcomplicated thing working. I'm not an IT. Does anyone know how to get this to work?

I actually decided to join this little Nintendo Club after some classmates forced me. I got on yesterday and got an error. Just an error, no reason why. Today, I try my phone and the site worked (was not using any mobile site Nintendo may have; it was the regular desktop page). So I got on my computer again and there is still an error so I don't think it's site maintenance (though the eShop was having it). The sites for other countries work, just not America. I couldn't care less about Nintendo so much as want to know if something is wrong with my computer. My laptop is new and pretty powerful for such. Could my drivers be outdated? The Diablo III beta did say so, but the game worked fine and so does everything else.

This game is virtually unplayable. It freezes like it's paid to do so! It's is a damn shame because I was actually able to play the first stage and thought it was fun (even though Fillia absolutely decimated me, this is harder than Mortal Kombat). Have any patches been announced?

(To girls, please don't troll or try and tell me what my girlfriend is like you know her.) From your experiences with similar situations, what can you tell I should do with Melli (alias)?

I've been given all this advice that never got me a girlfriend and fed all this traditional crap that doesn't work on the girlfriend I got recently. This is the first time I've ever had a girl that seems to like me back. Melli's sweet, honest (seriously, she's ******* BRAZEN!), ultra curvy, artistic, and after last night's chat.....super horny. o-o

This actually has me more tense, scared, confused than previously. I know most girls would like to tell me she's a deceptive slut because of society, but even though she has been sexually active and is definitely more experienced than me, she's a virgin. Never had intercourse. Melli told me to "experiment" with her and "play" with her and I dunno what to do.

One, she turns me on enough already so the tent I'd pitch...yeah. Embarrassing. Two, what if the dating gurus were right about everything even for MY unorthodox ladyfriend? Is this her test of respect that I could fail if I give in to her too-good-to-be-true demands? I'm scared of the friend zone! Last, this isn't really that important as it seems like some old days irrelevant BS, but someone told me to wait 8-10 months before even so much as kissing her on the lips let alone touch or pleasure. I came to Melli and her other rather out there friends about it and they said with a straight face "B U L L S H I T" before I even finished. Should I indulge in Melli's desires? I want to respect her and if going against her certain demands is the way to go, I can keep my pants zipped a little longer. :3

Think in a college mindset. We're in our second semester at 18. And yeah laugh, I'm a virgin too. -_-

I don't know what people are talking about but, this PC gaming stuff is way more affordable than I've heard. I got a good rig for $600 recently and my old man gave me some of his first person treasures. I have Doom 3 with ROE, System Shock 2, Skyrim, and Quake 2. I've the console versions of Halo 1, Half life 2 (all), Portal, Portal 2, Turok 1, Turok 2, Oblivion, Unreal 3, Crysis, Crysis 2, and Fallout 3 so there's no need to mention these unless there are some big official expansions that are like full releases.

I'm looking for more of the stuff that came out last gen (1999-2006) and something with ADVENTURE. Nothing competitive, please. I'm running a good laptop. I can put Skyrim on it's highest performance with no lag.

(Also if you know any sidescrollers like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEh9x9pIXLA you should enlighten me. :3)

I'm 18 and I met an awesome at my college. It seems too good to be true that a Gradius loving, furry drawing, loser like me got a girlfriend this awesome. She's into everything I am and more avid then me about our mutual interests (she wears cat ears, go figure). So should I be this nervous around her still? I don't know what to say around her. She's gorgeous and lots of other guys like her, too. They always say I'm lucky. I just know my luck is going to run out because she obviously has better options. I want my first relationship to last. She's a fun girl but, I can't really provide for her. I don't have a car or money so all I can give her is someone to talk to (I loooove listening to her TwT), play games, and laugh with. But, when will her interest in those things run thin? I've been applying everywhere and keep getting turned down so money isn't coming anytime soon. What do I do to keep her entertained? Help! <(Q^Q)>

I noticed this after one video.

Though I don't hate this girl, if you called her a slut, I suppose I'd understand even if a bit cruel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBJWrgFkjEU&feature...

But, I've been subscribed to this girl forever and she's NOT like this in any other videos of her's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8lkYsbENeQ&feature...

The latter girl has some smart concepts and ideas but, the one single video she uploads about sexism ironically dressed slutty (IRONICALLY is key) she gets a metric crap ton of hate. Does flaunting breasts really bring out the ignorance in most? I like the first girl's content because she discusses something simple I'm interested in and she is quite the looker but, her feedback is a bit expected. She still doesn't deserve it, of course. The second is more interesting because she actually gets others to THINK and connects with her audience more than others. She gives feedback and makes well planned videos about pressing issues that rattle her mind.

Does no one listen anymore? Why is a girl's intelligence negatively judged on chest size and exposure of it in a single instance even if she's already established herself as a tasteful intellectual previously? Male brain hurt now. Can no think anymoar. You figger it out. >_<

I've about had it with spin offs and ReBirth doesn't cut it. We haven't had a real one since V in 2004. That game was raw power. Is it dead at least for America?

Someone dropped a new copy still in the plastic and I found it outside so I decided to keep it. :D I quit fighters because I'm poop at them but...I really like this one so I want to get better. Nightmare made sure to ruin my confidence, though. T-T

Any pro tips? I play as Xiba, Pyrrha, and surprisingly Ezio but, I only beat Nightmare (once) with Xiba so he's my best bet. Help with the others is still wanted. If I can't stomp Nightmare's face inside-out, I'll never win a real match! (I noticed this game has an emphasis on OTG's and precision air juggling so I try to exploit those with Xiba. He's good at it.)

For the past few months it cracks and pops and shifts out of place but, I usually return it to position. Not this time...

I can't open it because the right side is completely out of place. You can't tell from the outside but, I feel a muscle inside and it hurts to try and open. I'm hungry and can't even eat apple sauce. I'm waiting for my mom to get home so we can get to the hospital. What's wrong and what can I do in the meantime?

(The garbled text was to satisfy the 20 character stipulation)

This kid at my school got mad at me because I use Windows 7. I said "Well what else is there? I don't like Macs." He said "Both are gay. Linux is the only thing that works properly!" He never told me why. What does it do? Should I get it? I only ever used Windows and Mac (OSX?). This is my first hearing of Linux.

I'm not trying to be with a dude. So get that out of your head immediately.

I have been single my entire life and all of my friends are getting girlfriends. I try so hard to get a small little fling but, nothing happens. They always say no for the most unfair reasons. I've been rejected 9 times in a row since 09. This new girl I was talking with was everything I wanted; artistic, into weird stuff, a gamer, not introverted or autistic like most girls in my college who have similar interests. She actually TALKED and didn't have an uber strict upbringing making her scared of everything "bad". And for all these traits she was surprisingly complimented with complete physical beauty. That. Is. Rare.

But, of course like most other girls today, she's a lesbian. I love homosexuals. They're funny and good natured open people. It just pisses me off how every single awesome girl (meaning girls that suit me) is a lesbian today. I found out through her friends when asking about her and someone we were both friends with confirmed it. Her friends weren't giving defensive lies to keep me away. I didn't ask for a date and I no longer plan to tell her how I feel anymore. I'm genuinely hurt over this. Since EVERY girl seems to be a lesbian today should I just become a ******* girl myself since I know the tenth one will be gay too? Or should I just cry to get it out and accept my title as Forever Alone guy? >.>

The irony being if I were to get the operation, every single girl in the world will turn straight. I'll take my chances, though.

There is a girl on my visual communications course that I talk to a lot. I never thought it possible but, she's actually a sweet cool headed girl with the artistic flare and has similar interests. She also makes the conscious effort to initiate conversation and go out of her way to spend time with me, which I always thought was never going to happen.

She's awesome, but one thing happened that made my confidence and self esteem plummet. For the 2 months I've been speaking with her, she wore relatively loose clothing which obscured her body. I'm going to go out on a limb and say she bought new clothes because her attire changed DRAMATICALLY. Never would I have thought a girl talking to me of all people would have such curves. She has very womanly hips, thick athletic legs, a large butt that juts out and a very generous breast size. And that's where the problem lies. Beautiful girls with these traits seem like they'll say "no" to anything someone like me asks because they can easily get someone who compliments their beauty. I've been avoiding her since Tuesday so I don't embarrass myself or her. What should I do and say?

Those guys are gods...

I like to draw and try to freak out my friends with my increasingly silly ideas. I believe if something's cute it can be sexy. So my question is this; is it possible for this to be beautified AND humorously freaky?

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb200803180355...

I think these little things are absolutely adorable and I want to deprive my friends of sleep!

It seems like when a gaming "intellectual" hears that someone likes gameplay instead of gratuitous story, cutscenes, and unnecessary dialogue in GAMES, the first counter is "then go play your Call of Duty, since you're too young to understand complex stories." I never got this. Sure, I like CoD. It's smooth, lots of action, and good campaign pacing but, I don't own a single title because I avoid competition. And if you aren't competitive, why the Hell would you own Call of Duty?

And I know someone is going to attack me but, I loathe Final Fantasy, Mass Effect, Uncharted, and Metal Gear for (in my opinion) their lack of gameplay. I choose Metroid, DoDonPachi, Turok, and even Pokemon because I actually play instead of watch. How does that mean I can't comprehend a story? Half Life and Zelda have great stories but, developers remember their place as game designers, not film makers or book writers...

It's not a hindrance to my daily life but, this CoD insult is becoming a washed out fad. >.>

I'm not in the slightest speaking of any form of domination. Not enjoyable...to most people. I just think that it would be pretty cool to date not a ripped woman (HELL no) but, someone who's sweet and at the same time a bit larger and stronger than me. I guess it's some weird complex. I think maybe it's because I'm 6'1" and most girls don't get that tall. I'd feel bad dating someone smaller than me because It'd easily seem that I want to oppress her. I can't get girls period but, I think an awesome woman with slightly more bulk would be interesting...

I need a cartoon/comic/manga/anime pet like creature. Something not exactly mainstream but, not even close to unheard of. Doesn't have to be small but, I need something cute, the typical idea of cool, or both.

Example: Lazerbeak

No Pokemon. ;D

Anymore like these two?

http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08...

http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/Excuse-me-WTF_...

There's this manhating trolly troll of a woman in my college who happens to be in my Mac class and Color/Comp class. You see, for about twelve years now, I've been drawing sexy girls in my leisure because I'm good at it and it's fun. I don't give a broiled rat's *** who has a problem with it because they can easily just look away. This girl likes to fuss, though. She told me I draw women because I'm a womanizing rapist who supports the patriarchy. I smiled and said that's a new one but, what the Hell's the patriarchy? Of course, she didn't tell me. Said I knew what it was but, was playing dumb... >.> It's been buggin me and I want knowlege! D: Enlighten me, please!