Puggsy

Please specify why if you wish.

Or non-religious affiliation for those who like to file lawsuits.

Can't we be happy and have tea with cake and custard. We can also tell crappy jokes whilst smoking cigars because boredom hath smite me.

Please add a little detail if you wish.

BQ: Have you ever played Puggsy? (if not, I recommend you download from emuparadise and have a go)

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

Why do men die first?

Because they want to!

http://achievetruehealth.com/estrogen-toxicity-a-g...

For those who don't want to read the article, estrogen toxicity is being blamed for (amongst other stuff):

Accelerated aging

Autoimmune diseases such as lupus

Breast tenderness

Difficulty losing weight

Low male sex hormones (well well, rise in number of metrosexuals and homosexuals, anyone?)

Man boobs

Infertility in men and women

Low sperm count

Agree or disagree? Personally, I'm very angry that other peoples actions are having repercussions that are reverberating through my man boobs.

There is no such thing as true love, you're just attached to the pleasure of being with that person, rather than actually loving that person.

Were you ever molested by Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist minions? I mean, they hate gay people, may be it was a ruse to hide their own anal shenanigans.

Pick one ideally, two maximum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME

My brother and sister don't understand this kind of slo-mo comedy but I laugh my head off everytime I see it.