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I have tried many tricks to remove cooking smells like wipe down oil and food spatter, boil vinegar or citrus slices in water , open windows, spray air fresheners, light a candle, brew coffee or bake something etc. So please don't tell me another way/trick to get rid of the smell.

I just want to know if having an air purifier will work better.

Thanks!

So parking at school has been crazy this semester. Just like today, I was waiting in the parking lot for 30 minutes when this girl was pulling out. I pulled my car up and put my signal on. As she was coming out, out of no where, this silver car zoomed it and totally took my spot. And the ***** inside was pointing and laughing at me like "HAHAHA sucker!!!" I was furious but I was trying to be polite so I knocked on her window and I told her that I had been waiting for 30 minutes and I had my signal on and everything and she just looked at me going "SO????". I was late for a test review session so I just left. But I wrote down her license plate and everything.

Now I want to do some serious damage to this girl. But I don't want to stab her tires or smash her windows or anything like that because .. well ... that is just too mean. I want to do something that she will remember for life. My friend suggested that I pee in a bottle and pour it all over her car. I was tempted but I just don't like the idea of handling my own pee.

So does anyone have any ideas?

And I don't need any lectures so please don't say stuff like that.

I know so many people who get to stay in the US because they faked a marriage. There is actually agencies to help the process "flows". Also people would pay $35K for someone who is a citizen to marry them. I don't get how the USCIS people can't see what is happening. I mean are they too lazy to investigate a little deeper?

How long do I have to live in Houston to become a Texas resident?

I am not a student; I'm just getting married and moving there soon.

What kind of document do I need to provide? Will a lease do?