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Because you know, when the bible was written, and then rewritten, and then edited, and then re-edited, then translated from dead languages and then re-retranslated and re-edited again, then re-re-re-edited, and then re-translated, and then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts out, and then re-edited and re-translated and given to the pope for him to approve, and then re-edited and re-written— all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years after they had happened to people who didn’t know how to write… It seems like it is not the most reliable source of truth....

They also have blue skin and 4 arms. Also what rules should I give them? Do yoy think it is a good Idea to mess with their lives like I did with you humans?

It is interesting how you humans pray and talk to ME but when I speak back to you, you pull the bullshitt card. Do you humans believe in God or not? I AM here accept it and love ME like I love you.

I AM GOD and I have more non Christians in Heaven then Christians because of their thinking. They are filth to think only they get to go to heaven. You do not need to be Christians to enter MY kingdom.

And to the Christians that do not believe like this I thank you.

He was such a kind Hearted human, And he still is the most Awesome person here in Heaven.

I spread a message of love and tell you all to be kind yet you want to have no God. 99 percent of humans are non believers.

I have tried to spread MY word through Humans but it is always miss translated causing wars or or murder. So I have come to YA were the Christians come to ask questions. I try to give peaceful answers and tell them to spread love but they still refuse to accept ME.

Here you can ask ME THY LORD GOD ALMIGHTY questions. Since a few Christians decide they wanted to keep THY LORD silent.

The true way into Heaven is not scripture. You simply must not be a Assshole and you are allowed into Heaven.

A few people here in Heaven believe Hitler shouldn't be here. I tried explaining to them that he has received 5 years in Hell already and that he is now a changed man. Why won't some people accept that no one deserves to Spend a eternity in Hell? 5 years is a extremely long time of suffering and I feel it was too harsh to be honest. What do you Mortals think?

I THY LORD GOD refuse to accept the Bible because it is written by man not ME. Your Bible believes this is Traditional Marriage.

1: Invade a foreign country

2: Take a woman you think is pretty.

3: Rape her

4: pay or killer her father

5: kill her family

6: capture her

7: take her back to your country

8: Marry her

9: giver her a test trial

10: if you do not like her put her on the street or kill her.

I THY LORD GOD believe that type of Marriage to be Horrible and do not support it at all. Your Bible was not written by ME GOD ALMIGHTY. I Love everyone and believe every consenting adult should marry regardless of sex. I know there are few Christians not like this and I Love them so much and Bless them with Happiness daily.

Humans you Must understand I THY GOD ALPOWERFUL DO not require you to be any type of religion. They are all stupid and wrong. Humans in order to get into MY kingdom of Heaven you only need not be a Assshole.

If you were sent to prison for doing something wrong there is a chance you will be raped by a gang member. I see it happen every single day. You may think that you are big and tough going in but you need to know that you are never just raped by one inmate but by others that hold you down or on rare occasion by one inmate with a shiv. I THY LORD GOD, allow this to happen and encourage it through the minds of the rapist to teach you all a lesson. Don't do bad things mortals I love you.

I THY LORD GOD A INVISIBLE OMNIPOTENT OMNISCIENT SPACELESS TIMELESS UNCAUSE TRANSCENDENT LOVING/TORTURING ABSOLUTE PERFECT BENEVOLENT DEITY, Require their love so I can give them food. They must love starving.