MasterSpengbab

So I am seventeen years old, and a few years back, I made a pledge to never have a girlfriend or have sex. Whenever I tell this to people, they usually just roll their eyes and say "Yes you will; you will change." That response always makes me not want to even more just so I can prove them wrong later on down the line.

I am a straight male who IS attracted to females. However, I think relationships and sex are both overrated wastes of time, and I feel as if I need to focus on the more important things in my life (like graduating high school this year, getting a steady career going, owning a home and paying bills, etc). I also tend to do the opposite of what everybody else does, and relationships and sex are no different, as the majority of the population does those things. On top of that, I am also scared straight to death of talking to girls in flirtatious way that is not strictly friendship.

So answer me this: why does nobody believe me when I say these things? I have a reputation of sticking by my word, and I don't intend to change.

So, some friends and I decided to taste test this 18-year-old can of Coca-Cola of mine about two weeks ago, and it tasted like a very flat vanilla Coke. I didn't really think a lot of it until I saw a video on YouTube of a guy who drank an old Coke and mentioned it tasting like a "gross vanilla Coke." Does anybody know why old Coke tastes like vanilla?

How come when you first wake up and you're really sleepy, or when you wake up in the middle of the night, you feel less pain?

Guys, what's the point of having a girlfriend? I'm almost 24 and never had a girlfriend and never will because it's a waste of time. Heck, once, I even told everyone I was gay just to make them think I didn't like women because I've hid the fact that I am attracted to women all my life, but still, what's the whole point? I think it's a waste of time.

I know I wouldn't!

Well, like I said in my previous question about the point of having a girlfriend, I forgot to mention that I'd be somewhat afraid to have a girlfriend, because have you ever seen these episodes of "Forensic Files", "The Investigators", etc. where the girlfriend/wife kills the man over life insurance? Lynn Turner is the best example.

Ok, I asked this question a couple of hours ago, but didn't get really get a good answer. Just people calling me gay. I've just always wondered--what's the point in having a girlfriend? I'm 23 and I've never had one. I'm not even attracted to women. I think it's primitive and it serves no purpose. A lot of my friends have asked me if I'm gay, and one time, I actually told everyone that I'm gay just to see what the reaction would be. I've been asked out before my women, and I just yell as loud as I can at them and tell them to f*ck off.

Anybody else got a song stuck in their head? After listening to the song "Windows 95 Sucks!" by Bob Rivers a few times, and watching an old Win95 commercial, I have the song "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones stuck in my head.

I'm 22 and I've never dated before. Do people actually enjoy it?

Becuase that's what I've always heard and believe.

Some people say all redheads should be executed in a holocaust because they are a part of Satan's hellspawn and God hates them. Is that true?