Nathan

My sons XBox 360 is broken. He calls it the red ring of death... 2 red lights light up around the game consule most of the time. Here is the funny part. Sometimes it works... Other times it gets no power at all (the power box lights up butthe game unit wont turn on at all). I have looked on the XBox website and am down to sending it into them. I know it isnt under warranty anymore. Where can I get it fixed besides sending it in to the company? Or am I missing something? Can I possibly fix the problem myself? If anyone knows about these things please help me!

-I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

-Duct tape won't fix that.

-Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

-Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

-We don't keep firearms in this house.

-Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

-You can't feed that to the dog.

-I thought Graceland was tacky.

-No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

-Wrestling's fake.

-Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

-We're vegetarians.

-Do you think my gut is too big?

-I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

-Honey, we don't need another dog.

-Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?

-Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

-Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

-Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

-I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

-Checkmate.

-She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

-Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

-Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

-I don't have a favorite college team.

-Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

-You ALL.

-Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

-Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

A Horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey buddy, why the long face?"

I dont care what religion anyone is. Keep everyone affected in your thoughts and prayers... Sorry this isn't a question, but I felt the need to express my smypothy.

I am not a big reader and really enjoyed this book. True story about an ATF agent who goes deep undercover in the Mongols motorcycle gang. If you haven't read it, I recommend it! Now for those of you who have read it, do you know of any other books which are similar that may keep my attention. Like I said I am not a big reader, and I'm not really interested in fiction.