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My vote is for Ganesha, the Hindu elephant-headed God.

Or can they reproduce? (This whole Angel thing is quite fascinating.)

People have explained to me that Satan came into existence when Lucifer exercised his free will and became evil. So if Angels have free will, they must all be sinning occasionally, right? (What's the use of having free will if you always, without exception, choose the good option and not the bad)? I wonder what sins are available in Heaven, and what the punishments might be...

If God is perfect, all-loving, all-powerful and all-good, how could he create something that is (or which became) the embodiment of pure evil? It seems like a total bonehead move, at best...

Poor guy is like a glorified doorman at the pearly gates, while everyone else gets to play croquet all day (as I recently learned). That must suck, don't ya think?

I'm not so excited about endless schmoozing with dead relatives. We're going to have A LOT of time to kill. Anyone know what other activities there are?

or is there a new lottery? Anybody know?

Do you get nervous and end up leaving a message that you think sounds stupid? Dammit, I just did this again, LOL.

For ladies: do guys tend to leave you stupid voicemails when they call the first time?

(Back in the day you could just hang up -- no caller i.d. :)

It's funny, I tend to have no interest in dating the type of girl who would be described as a 10. It seems like it would be a pain, especially the fact that she'd be getting constant attention from other guys. Maybe I'm insecure, but I wouldn't want to deal with that. My "ideal" woman, looks-wise, would be more like a 7 or 8 -- cute but not a total bombshell. Opinions?

No, I don't mean are there any here on YA ... I mean, do there exist ANY in the world????

Because it is so hard to start a healthy relationship when women are convinced that "all guys are the same" and are so cynical about love and romance...

(Haha, yes, I do realize the irony of my question, which implies that I think all women are the same :) Just frustrated because I keep meeting otherwise nice attractive women who are so damn cynical -- all of them! Even when you treat them well, they seem convinced that it is just a trick or something :S

If so, where? What will she be like?

I'll report back Monday and give 10 pts for the answer that came closest to reality. If the correct answer is simply no, I will chose a best answer at random :)

It's here, baby! First round's on me! What are you drinking?

As for me, I think I have it backwards. As a teen, I usually thought my parents were wise; I was obedient and didn't hate them or anything -- far from it. Now I am an adult, and (without getting into a lot of details) I think that my parents' strict religious views were (and are) idiotic and I believe that the way they raised us did a lot of damage to me and my brothers. (I know they were well-intentioned ... but so misguided!!)

Aren't you supposed to hate your parents as a teen, but then realize as an adult that they were "right" all along?

Feel free to share your own views/experiences...

I don't think it's a big deal. But some people get so upset at me. (And I don't mean being late for something crucial, like a wedding. Just routine social engagements and so forth.)

because apparently that is what she considers herself. Am I wrong here?

I'm assuming it's a kangaroo or a koala or a wallaby. But what do I know, I'm just a dumb American...

Here we have dogs and cats and hamsters...

what would you do to me?

There's a magic marker in the top drawer, btw...

At least bake me some brownies or something...

But they just go along with the whole religion thing because to do otherwise would be political suicide? I mean, take President Obama (among many others) ... he seems like a pretty bright guy. Do you think he REALLY believes in god??