Monkfish

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A guy in the chair next to mine at altzeimers pre -day-centre club asked me the q and then added -nothing left to say to each other,.The closest you get to good hard sex is boring each other rigid in bed - whether you're married or not,,the kids will still be shouting Fork-off you Bo-Ho Freak when you drop them at their Karate & eastern arts injuries full body Massage Beginners/ Hobbyist Class so hey, what to do - drag it on, year after year praying she has a stroke that stops her talking but without producing that constant river of saliva down the chin that needs continual dabbing or they gets AIDS or something - or dump the no good Bi7CH after doing your 15year Stretch

I'm in 2 minds and really didn't know what to say to Him -Hang on wednesday, that's colostemics helping the gastric band abusers by getting out their hip flasks, waving it at them and screaming "Is this what you really want, is it! " - I love that group - Suddenly it's like I'm living Emergency 999 " Battery Acid in the drugs Hippy Festival Toilets Queue" ,with the smell on 10- -TotallyUncut, ( Ironic), - Anyhow, -I said I'd ask the Answers Team for him and please help, he's probably dying or something,,,,,, if only I could remember what group he was in,,,,, he didn't look like a pineapple so it wasn't self harmers and hair pullers, well I don't suppose it matters.

Don't get me wrong, - I'm very impressed with the Neo-Jazz on Psychedelic Housey Bass lines these young adults are banging out in their Bedrooms - It's possibly Even Better than the Wooden High Energy Jism that I used to pump out in my Bedroom listening to tunes as a teenager, But how can you dance to it

In my final moments & then later when I'm laid out on the slab, stone dead, WHICH -the ODD socks or the socks with the HOLE, might make me look less like a Loser.

(more than 1 word answers might get 10 points, but don't worry, if you Answer with only 1 - it's a guaranteed 2 points! in the bag - they're safe

***Totally Hypothetical***Which lady would YOU do first, taking as read that they both had really great personalities, jobs, lend their cars out and don't mind you dipping in their purses)

Ladies are welcome to answer as well (just pretend your a bloke or lesbian <<best dirty home movie DEFO gets the 10 points >>

suggested catagory -Beauty & Style > Hair

but NO! this is a poll

your partner asked for updated card details because of difficulties with the other 3 cards you had in her database,and then every time after sex you found another little typed swipe machine receipt in your wallet

Asking for a turkish guy's brother, who I met at the late night kebab van, nice guy - got a free coke

Upstream Neighbour's faeces that were always clogging your tribe's dishwasher -so to speak. - Or Both?

More Importantly, - How has all this SHlT affected your Modern Day Neighbourhood Relationships

fighting for the recognition she deserved within the male dominated workplace and cried because it was so hard

I just had another birthday right & I was staring at myself in the mirror this morning and I promise you, honestly, I really really am an incredibly sizzling red hot DNA treat . Even at 45 I'm like a global lust magnet. I'm worried though , that what with the other hyper sexy folk generally dying so young, & me being as hot as this at my age

My windy candle thing has got to be running out of wax, what can I do?

Was Freud correct in all his conclusions drawn from his 19th century fiercely debated essay on the subject titled

'' Does Regular Spousal Abuse by Gargantuan Wives Toward Undernourished Small Framed Husbands increase their Propensity for Penis Impropriety toward Unchaperoned Ambling Post Menopausals within the Rural Publicly Designated Leisure Facilities of Modern Urbanised Conurbations - Discuss"

I'm Just so busy, I need to look good but I haven't the time for ex foliating, moisturising & penile post masturbatory de-crust, 2 bottles? - Why

Asking for a friend's cousin's brother in law

UK - , talking on an Art theft: - ''We think the perpetrator maybe a woman who likes art''

Australia,- talking on discovery of panties belonging to a missing student ''We don't know how they got there, whether the wind blew them there or what''

you go to post it and you have a vague feeling you're contact isn't quite ready for your life changing 24 carat therapy, but then you find that his Q has been deleted, probably by some uptight yahoo hardliner.

What do you do

If its recently happened to you, would you post it - somehow, maybe on another Q and just hope he /she sees it? or just move on or what how why when where

I noticed a q today where the ancient Anglo-Saxon descriptive verb for copulating was written out in full without the usual accompanying stars, I was pleased, I love a good swear word - and that one's great - But how do you feel about swearing on YA

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AntFg...

That said, they wouldn't let me write it

Oh What a Good Boy am I (Not her being a boy, sort of oh what a good boy he is- as in me not someone else because of my totally excellent Scarf technique.

A Cunnilinguistic phrase Please - ( If you don't understand the question, it's OK, there's plenty of time for all that - Just write a phrase down and you never know, it might just hit the spot)

I'll try out any suggestions and 10 points for a yeller

I recently watched the latest ''Alice in Wonderland'' with my 8 year old son, this was followed with a discussion and critique of said films literary merits. My son explained a preference for the sweet and innocent Alice character to which I unthinkingly replied that the queen of hearts was far sexier because she was so much more dirtier looking. I started to explain to him honestly, that Alice could cost a good six months wages without chance of fair return and that she'd probably never do oral, but quickly became worried that if he repeated this to his mother, it could mean a return to the supervised visits at the health centre. Now he's stopped washing because he wants to be as dirty as hell. Please help I've got until tomorrow evening to correct my parenting & still look excellent to an 8 year old clean boy

I am conducting this as a survey because I feel I'll get a more caring and less judgemental response from the good people of Polls and Surveys

------BQ ------ Alice or Queen?

Is this sort of blatant encouragement OK, Should it be banned, How have you coped, what alternative species have you fantasised about sleeping with after watching deep space 9

- (I'd probably do a female Bijoran Bi-ped if they've got proper vaginas and don't just flower once a year & get pollinated by little green roaming woodlice with wings or something)