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cranky old woman
I bet you whippersnappers would just LOVE to know who I am, wouldn't you? Well, I'm not going to tell you! What, you think I'm too old to have a little fun? Why, when I was your age, we walked to school, six miles EACH WAY, uphill BOTH ways, in the SNOW! And we knew how to respect our elders, oh YES. Are you making faces at me? That's it, go pick out a switch! Go on, I'm not going to tell you again!
Christians, why are you always cherry-picking?
I know that I have nice cherry trees in my front yard and you just can't help but pick a few, but it's just rude to take them without my permission! And stay off my lawn!
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoAthetists, if you're so smart, then can you explain to me...?
How in the heck this newfangled contraption works? I just can't figure it out!
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoAthetist whippersnappers, isn't the banana proof that...?
The world is ending in 2012?
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoWhy do athetist youngsters worship Satin?
Don't they know that silk is better?
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoChristian whippersnappers, why did you allow the angels to gain control of the phone-box?
Now The Doctor is stuck back in 1969, and it's all your fault!
2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoAtehist youngsters, if we evolved from monkies, then why...?
I forgot what I was going to say. But you could still answer the question couldn't you, since you all think you're so smart!
I'm going to take a nap. You whippersnappers keep it down and STAY OFF MY LAWN!
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoIf Jesus had been killed by a DNA specific WMD, what would Christians use as a symbol?
And don't you youngsters make faces at me! Haven't y'all ever been told your face'll STAY like that?
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoChristian whippersnappers, who created the God who created the God who created the God who created God?
And why do you whippersnappers say it's turtle soup all the way down?
11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoAre you athiestststststst whippersnappers happy now?
My heathen great-granddaughter got her way and finally had me put into a home. It took two years to get access to one of this computing contraptions again, because they thought I was too senile to use one. Why are you athiestststst whippersnappers so apt to put your great-grandparents in these heaven-forsaken places? It seems to me I oughtta take a switch to all of you!
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoCan one of you athiest whippersnappers explain to me how this new-fangled contraption works?
I'm trying to get my horseless carriage to get moving, but it doesn't seem to want to eat any grass. Is it dead?
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDo any of you athiest whippersnappers think I stand a chance with Clark Gable?
I sure do find men with mustaches attractive...
What, did you whippersnappers think I was too old to still have womanly feelings? Go get a switch!
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoAthiest whippersnappers, if God doesn't exist, why do I have a cat curled up on my arm?
And don't none of you sass me, neither!
14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoIs it true that the world is going to end in 1912?
14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhy are athiest hippies always stinking and trying to spread their "peace" and "love"?
Did they not get enough switchin's growing up? I could change that!
16 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhy do Christians always steal...?
The last piece of cake?
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhy are athiest succubi always trying to steal?
My husband? I know he's a little senile, doesn't mean you have to try to steal him! I'd give you all a switchin' you'd never forget if I could catch you!
2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhy are Christians always cherry-picking?
... the trees in my yard? I told you whippersnappers a hundred times to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDo you athiest whippersnappers ever sleep?
Or are you too busy eating babby and kicking puppies?
And why did that Yamster fool want to put this question in Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered?
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago