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I had heartburn a few weeks ago. I don't think I've ever had it before and it's really uncomfortable :/

I feel like I'm having it again now. How can I make myself feel better?

I'm a lifeguard and I thought I was supposed to be at the pool from 2pm - 7pm but on weekends the pools supposed to close at 6pm. I was looking at my lifeguard schedule yesterday and it says the afternoon shift on weekends is supposed to end at 7pm while on weekdays it's supposed to end at 6pm. I just checked it again and that's what it says.

At 6:45pm today the lady at the front desk of where I work came out to the pool and told me that the pool closes at 6pm on weekends so I hurried up and gathered all my stuff/cleaned up to leave (she came out again to see what was taking me so long. I get the feeling she was pissed off at me..)

So yeah. Apparently I stayed an extra 45 minutes at work when it was supposed to end at 6pm. My schedule I got emailed to me said the weekend shift was from 2pm - 7pm but the lady who came outside showed me a sign that says the weekend shift is from 2pm - 6pm.

I'm a lifeguard and I thought I was supposed to be at the pool from 2pm - 7pm but on weekends the pools supposed to close at 6pm. I was looking at my lifeguard schedule yesterday and it says the afternoon shift on weekends is supposed to end at 7pm while on weekdays it's supposed to end at 6pm. I just checked it again and that's what it says.

At 6:45pm today the lady at the front desk of where I work came out to the pool and told me that the pool closes at 6pm on weekends so I hurried up and gathered all my stuff/cleaned up to leave (she came out again to see what was taking me so long. I get the feeling she was pissed off at me..)

So yeah. Apparently I stayed an extra 45 minutes at work when it was supposed to end at 6pm. My schedule I got emailed to me said the weekend shift was from 2pm - 7pm but the lady who came outside showed me a sign that says the weekend shift is from 2pm - 6pm.

So now I feel like a dick :/

Saturday from 9-3 I'm supposed to be taking a CPR recertification course so I can work as a lifeguard this summer. I am really nervous. I took the 2 day Lifeguard/CPR/First Aid Recertification last year, the day after I was released from a psychiatric hospital after trying to kill myself. I figure if I was able to pull it off after going through such a stressful time and experience I should be able to do it again.

Any tips?

Regardless of what you think of her music, do you find her attractive?

I've applied to a school, been accepted and have been planning on going there in the fall. I've even got a dorm and a roommate.

This is my last week of school and it's exam week. I'm concerned about a lot of my tests (I think I literally got a 0 on my Latin Exam).

I haven't gotten any letters or anything from my school this year that I'm in danger of not passing a class or anything like that, but I'm so paranoid and worried now that I'm going to be un-accepted from my school now because of my final exam grades/quarter grades.

Is this a possibility? Please excuse my paranoia and naiveness.

Because I really don't want him to be.

I want to go to bed early tonight. I was thinking of watching a movie before bed. Something short (like hour and a half, not three hours).

Any suggestions? I'm in the mood for adventure/fantasy

(NOTE: This is just for fun. Please don't go on a rant how I'm probably not a real writer/fanfiction sucks or whatever...)

I recently read the comic series Batman vs. Predator and so I thought Spider-Man vs. Predator would be cool also. There has been lots of talk and fanart about the concept on the internet so I thought I'd take a crack at make a story out of it.

Basically, a Predator would go hunting in New York City (similar to the Predator hunting in Los Angeles in Predator 2), slaying both cops and criminals alike. After crossing paths with Spider-Man, the Predator targets him as its next prey. So then it's up to Peter to stop the alien and end its killing spree.

Another thing I thought to include was Kraven the Hunter in the story.... I though he should be a central character in the story and he and the Predator both end up hunting one another for the title of Greatest Hunter.

I'm not the biggest Spider-Man fan: I've only seen the movies, the cartoon and played some of the video games... I'm not a big follower of the comics or anything. Having said that, does anyone have any suggestions for what could probably help spice up the plot of my story?

(I posted this on another website earlier).

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

Someone replied:

Hahaha seriously? XD I support weed rather than any other **** like alcohol, cigarettes, coke and such.

Yes, weed's bad, but if you don't have it yourself. Who are you to complain and moan about it? XD

This is probably why I never bother to read these silly rants as they're just silly. XD And FYI, Weed isn't addictive. Anyone who thinks it is are very moronic to think so. XD Most of the arguments people have had with me to say it's addictive and don't have anthing to fall back on it tend to make theirselves look like idiots. XD I've smoked it and I'm not addicted at all and just because I've smoked it doesn't make me some kind of crack head. XD

If you haven't smoke it, you hardly know anything about it except the brain washing adverts people make saying "Oh dears, don't smoke weed, you'll die horribly." XD You could die horribly being hit by a bus, but it wouldn't have been the weed that killed you, don't be so hypocritical about something you haven't experienced or don't know. XD

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So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical/moronic like this person states?

(I posted this on another website earlier).

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

Someone replied:

Hahaha seriously? XD I support weed rather than any other **** like alcohol, cigarettes, coke and such.

Yes, weed's bad, but if you don't have it yourself. Who are you to complain and moan about it? XD

This is probably why I never bother to read these silly rants as they're just silly. XD And FYI, Weed isn't addictive. Anyone who thinks it is are very moronic to think so. XD Most of the arguments people have had with me to say it's addictive and don't have anthing to fall back on it tend to make theirselves look like idiots. XD I've smoked it and I'm not addicted at all and just because I've smoked it doesn't make me some kind of crack head. XD

If you haven't smoke it, you hardly know anything about it except the brain washing adverts people make saying "Oh dears, don't smoke weed, you'll die horribly." XD You could die horribly being hit by a bus, but it wouldn't have been the weed that killed you, don't be so hypocritical about something you haven't experienced or don't know. XD

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So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical/moronic like this person states?

(I posted this on another website earlier).

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

Someone replied:

Hahaha seriously? XD I support weed rather than any other **** like alcohol, cigarettes, coke and such.

Yes, weed's bad, but if you don't have it yourself. Who are you to complain and moan about it? XD

This is probably why I never bother to read these silly rants as they're just silly. XD And FYI, Weed isn't addictive. Anyone who thinks it is are very moronic to think so. XD Most of the arguments people have had with me to say it's addictive and don't have anthing to fall back on it tend to make theirselves look like idiots. XD I've smoked it and I'm not addicted at all and just because I've smoked it doesn't make me some kind of crack head. XD

If you haven't smoke it, you hardly know anything about it except the brain washing adverts people make saying "Oh dears, don't smoke weed, you'll die horribly." XD You could die horribly being hit by a bus, but it wouldn't have been the weed that killed you, don't be so hypocritical about something you haven't experienced or don't know. XD

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So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical/moronic like this person states?

(I posted this on another website earlier).

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

Someone replied:

Hahaha seriously? XD I support weed rather than any other **** like alcohol, cigarettes, coke and such.

Yes, weed's bad, but if you don't have it yourself. Who are you to complain and moan about it? XD

This is probably why I never bother to read these silly rants as they're just silly. XD And FYI, Weed isn't addictive. Anyone who thinks it is are very moronic to think so. XD Most of the arguments people have had with me to say it's addictive and don't have anthing to fall back on it tend to make theirselves look like idiots. XD I've smoked it and I'm not addicted at all and just because I've smoked it doesn't make me some kind of crack head. XD

If you haven't smoke it, you hardly know anything about it except the brain washing adverts people make saying "Oh dears, don't smoke weed, you'll die horribly." XD You could die horribly being hit by a bus, but it wouldn't have been the weed that killed you, don't be so hypocritical about something you haven't experienced or don't know. XD

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So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical/moronic like this person states?

I need a total of 25 sketches for my Art class. I'm all out of ideas so I'd rather people pick something and tell me what to draw.

Any suggestions? I'm down for anything no matter how random.

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical?

I hate weed.

Now pay attention because this is usually the part where people misinterpret what I'm trying to say and flip **** over nothing... I do not hate PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED. Some of my best friends smoke weed (..all the damn time.)

I just hate weed itself (along with any other drugs/ways of getting high).

I'm sure several people around *here* have probably at least tried smoking weed or may even have used it on a regular basis at some point or another.

I have never been high myself so I guess I'm missing out on whatever the big deal is.. but it just disgusts me how addictive the stuff can be. At my school, it's all anyone ever seems to talk about. ("Wanna get high?" "Let's go get high, brah!!" "Remember that time we got high?") I feel like everywhere I turn it's just WEEDWEEDWEEDWEEDWEED.

It's just so messy too. I see kids always smuggling it and trying to avoid being caught with it from adults... Is it really worth all that? They literally become obsessed with it and fixate on the next opportunity to get high. It's as if it's all the have to live for.

So anyway, that's just MY PERSONAL OPINION on the subject. I don't like weed and I would like to not get high. Hopefully this does not make me a *****. While I don't approve of it, whatever other people choose to do in their free time (get high), is up to them. I don't go around trying to get kids to stop getting high/get them in trouble. THAT is rather bitchy. (I say this cuz I know a kid who did that at school this year... Mind your own ******* business, goddamn..)

So are these valid reasons to not like weed? Or am I being hypocritical?

Who are some really popular, older (Late 30's and up) female entertainers?

Examples: Madonna, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Fergie

Who are some really popular, older (Late 30's and up) female entertainers?

Examples: Madonna, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Fergie

What are some movies in which heaven, hell, angels, demons, god, satan and other religious material is portrayed as being real?

What are some movies in which heaven, hell, angels, demons, god, satan and other religious material is portrayed as being real?