?

I'm not a fan of Apple products.

Under $300, wifi ready, 16GB+.

I will mostly use it for internet/social media, netflix, music, books, and for my 2yr old son.

Should I get a protection plan?

Thank you. :)

I've only had sex while I was still bleeding from the delivery (I had a csection), will that bleeding prevent me from getting pregnant?

Ingredients:

90 gr oat cookies 90 gr shortbread cookies

2 tablespoons grated coconut

90 gr butter

500 gr fresh tofu

360 gr greek yoghurt (I drained 900 gr homemade lemon and coconut yoghurt)

160 gr sugar

60 ml lemon juice

Strawberry jam:

260 gr strawberries

90 gr sugar

And you were provided with a recipe sheet and also a few recipes to try during the class, what would be some recipes you'd like to have to try your new fresh pasta with?

Thanks!

And you were provided with a recipe sheet and also a few recipes to try during the class, what would be some recipes you'd like to have to try your new fresh pasta with?

Thank you!

I am in charge of providing 4 salads (fresh fruit, fluff salad, coleslaw, and potato salad), baked beans, buns (I'm going to buy them at a bakery), condiments for sandwiches, and punch all for 250 people.

I will be asking for money for the food once I figure out how much all of it is exactly going to cost but I do not know how much I should charge so I make a profit.

I was thinking $30 a salad but I feel like that is too low in a way since the fresh fruit salad will take me a long time to prepare. I make $8/hr at my regular job so I don't know if I should charge them per hour I work or just one set price for the 4 salads?

This is my first big job I will be doing (I won't have help making the food really but I do for serving) and I don't want to undercharge them nor overcharge because these could be potential clients.

Help please. Thank you!

I am considering going vegetarian and I think using flavored bouillon cubes could help give me the cravings I need, but not be actually eating meat so I'll be sticking to being a vegetarian. I'm not sure if the bouillon cubes are actually made from meat or not? any ideas?

Thanks! *gives you cookies*

A lot of people look for beverages and prices, but food?

what's your favorite food? what's something you would like to see on a menu?

i'm asking because i decided that along with wanting to open a restaurant. i want to set up an after school program from 3:00-4:30 for kids to come and read, get help with homework, socialize, and learn how to cook. Since so many people can’t afford to put food on the table, i think it’d be nice to help kids get something in their bellies in case they don’t get much for supper, but while they get something to eat, they’ll learn how to cook themselves some food. even if it’s mac and cheese. so many parents don’t teach their kids to cook and what are they going to do when they’re on their own? eat out all the time? no one can afford that. i think it’d be cool, and maybe, just maybe, we could provide transportation where they need to be after 4:30 in case parents can’t pick them up. they don’t even have to be elementary kids, they could be all the way to high school, that’d be even better because then they could help the younger kids with homework. i’d love to set up something like that. and use a small profit of my business to provide for things, maybe even charge an extra 1% on the meal cost and tell them it is going towards this program. my mom has said she’s always seen me doing something like this. :)

would you want them to go to something like that?

so, what's the first thing you look for on a restaurant menu? thanks. *gives you cookies*

(sorry i asked so many questions)

My new year's goal is to read 200 books in a year. i have 203 books picked out. i live in a small town and my library does not have half the books i need. I can't afford to buy all the books i need. I'm not sure how to get a hold of these books. help?

here's a list of the books.

1. Down and Out in Paris and London- George Orwell

2. She- H. Rider Haggaro

3. Black Swan Green- David Mitchell

4. The Godfather- Mario Puzo

5. Youth In Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp- C.D. Payne

6. Revolting Youth: The Further Journals of Nick Twisp- C.D. Payne

7. Young and Revolting: The Continental Journeys of Nick Twisp- C.D. P

8. Revoltingly Young: The Journals of Nick Twisp’s Younger Brother- C.DP

9. Choke- Chuck Palahniuk

10. Lonesome Traveler- Jack Kerouac

11. The White Bone- Barbara Gowdy

12. Veronica Decides To Die- Paul Coelho

13. The Perks Of Being A Wallflower- Stephen Chbosky

14. The Book Of Unholy Mischief- Elle Newmark

15. From Here To Eternity- James Jones

16. A Bridge Too Far- Cornelius Ryan

17. Battle Cry- Leon Uris

18. On A Pale Horse- Piers Anthony

19. Everything Is Illuminated- Jonathan Safran Foer

20. The Bedroom Secrets Of A Master Chef- Irvine Welsh

21. Marabou Stork Nightmares- Irvine Welsh

22. Trainspotting- Irvine Welsh

23. Filth- Irvine Welsh

24. Glue- Irvine Welsh

25. Porno- Irvine Welsh

26. Crime- Irvine Welsh

27. The Last Chinese Chef- Nicole Mones

28. A Man- Oriana Fallaci

29. Kane and Abel- Jeffrey Archer

30. Snow- Orhan Pamuck

31. American Pastoral- Edith Wharton

32. The Journey of Ibm Fattouma- Naguib Mahfouz

33. Deep River- Shusaku Endo

34. Regeneration- Pat Barker

35. The Eye In The Door- Pat Barker

36. The Ghost Road- Pat Barker

37. Reincarnation- Suzanne Weyn

38. The Man In The Brown Suit- Agatha Christie

39. The Adventure of the Second Stain- SACD

40. The Adventure of Devil’s Foot- SACD

41. The Adventure at Priory School-SACD

42. The Adventure at Musgrave Ritual- SACD

43. The Adventure at Reigate Square- SACD

44. The Adventure of The Empty House- SACD

45. The Adventure of Dancing Men-SACD

46. The Adventure of The Final Problem-SACD

47. The Christmas Sweater- Glen Beck

48. Nothin’ Like It In The World- Steven Ambrose

49. Royal Blue- Steven Ambrose

50. Our Kid- Billy Hopkins

51. High Hopes- Billy Hopkins

52. Crossfire- Miyuki Miyabe

53. Deadline- Chris Dealutcher

54. Girl, Interrupted- Susanna Kaysen

55. Vernon God Little- DBC Pierre

56. Edge of Day: Boyhood in the West of England-Laurie Lee

57. Great Expectations- Charles Dickens

58. Tropic of Cancer- Henry Miller

59. The White Tiger- Aravind Adiga

60. Precious Bane- Mary Webb

61. Gravity’s Rainbow- Thomas Pynchon

62. Being- Kevin Brooks

63. The Colour of Magic- Terry Pratchett

64. Speaker for The Dead- Orson Scott Card

65. Xenocide- Orson Scott Card

66. I Am The Messenger- Markus Zusak

67. Fight Club- Chuck Palachniuk

68. A Quiet Belief In Angels- R.J. Ellory

69. Cat’s Cradle- Kurt Vonnegut

70. In The Shadow of Young Girls In Flower- Marcel Proust

71. The Sweet Cheat Gone- Marcel Proust

72. Notes from Underground- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

73. 3 Day Road- Joseph Boyden

74. The Idiot- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

75. The Stranger/The Outsider- Albert Cambus

76. White Noise- Don Delillo

77. The Bell Jar- Sylvia Plath

78. The Brothers Karamazov- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

79. The Alchemist- Paulo Coelho

80. The Power of One- Bryce Courtenay

81. Fat Boy Swim- Catherine Forde

82. Papillion- Henri Charriere

83. The Mouse On Wall Street- Leonard Wibberley

84. The Mouse That Saved The West- Leonard Wibberley

85. Adventures of an Elephant Boy- Leonard Wibberley

86. Beware of The Mouse- Leonard Wibberley

87. Whistling for Elephants-Sandi Toksvig

88. Defiance: The Bielski Partisans by Nechama Tac

89. The Royal Game- Stefan Zweig

90. Before I Die- Jenny Downham

91. The Golden Turkey Years- Michael and Larry Medved

92. Sarah’s Key- Tatiana de Rosnay

93. Impulse- Ellen Hopkins

94. Ishmael-Daniel Quinn

thank you for the help. *gives you cookies*

I want to read at least 200 books next year.

i prefer WWII, Vietnam, war books. I also like books with the point of view of a male teenager.

not a fan of science fiction either...or scary books.

thanks for the help. *Gives you cookies* :)

Next year, i'd like to set a goal of reading at least 200 books, i'll read most anything. give me some ideas! :)

*gives you cookies* thank you!

I'm doing a paper on comparing and contrasting the movie and book, The Caine Mutiny. I need a good thesis and I think I should ask the opinions of others. Thank you for the help. Feel free to make any puncuation or spelling errors present.

Thesis: War is tough. Serving in a war on a Navy ship with a loony captain, is even worse. There are many things that can, and do go wrong. Thankfully, The Caine Mutiny (will be underlined), by Herman Wouk, and the movie, also called, The Caine Mutiny (will be underlined), directed by Edward Dmytryk, were and never will go wrong.

Observations? Corrections? Opinions?

thank you so much for your help! *gives you a cookie*

i want to coach my little brother's baseball league next spring, but i'm not 18 yet (17yrs) and i didn't know if you have to be over 18 to coach it? he's in 6th grade.

help?

*gives you cookies*

thank you.

i'm making strawberries wrapped in bacon stuffed with either herb cream cheese or fresh mozzarella but i can't decide which to use. the recipe recommends the cream cheese but i'm not sure.

it's for a family meal dealing mainly with strawberries, bacon, and cheese. any help/opinions would be greatly appreciated. :) thank you!

*gives you cookies*

(and yes, i know this should be in food, actually, it already is, but there are usually more people in this category, so just chill)

thanks.

i'm making strawberries wrapped in bacon stuffed with either herb cream cheese or fresh mozzarella but i can't decide which to use. the recipe recommends the cream cheese but i'm not sure.

it's for a family meal dealing mainly with strawberries, bacon, and cheese. any help/opinions would be greatly appreciated. :) thank you!

*gives you cookies*

I need to make australian appetizers for a class, and i'm not exactly sure what should be in it. it's going to be for a big party, and it has to have authentic things. i'm not sure what exactly is authentic and what would be good. so far i have potato dumplings with tomato sauce. or sirloin steak topped with mashed potatoes and salsa verde..but idk..please help!!!! need ideas right away!!

thank you!

This is Kinky Minxy Blows Bubbles, i have changed my name to "Orgasmis rainbow cake" because...well..orgasmic cake is AWESOME!! and i'd be delighted to share a piece with you!! :) http://www.twitpic.com/1dno0 see? THANK YOU FOR bearing with me as i change my name!!!!!!

hope everyone has a good week!!!! cheerios!! :)

*offers you all a slice of orgasmic rainbow cake* :D

Two blondes living inOklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;

likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

thank you for answering!!! *offers you cookies* :)

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So, she continued upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me", the woman exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

thanks for answering/reading!! *offers you cookies* :)

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We

turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our

pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab

company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front

door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots

back into the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the house

because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi,

while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in

hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know

that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi

driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say

Goodbye

to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took

so

long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid ***** was hiding under

the

bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She

tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her

in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her

fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! The cab driver

hit a parked car.

thanks for answering!! *offers you cookies* :)