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do not condemn me; show me wherefore thou contendest with me." Job 10:2.

Isn't that giving God an order? Weren't they rather nervous about doing that in the OT? I ask as an atheist.

Then how can he be omnipotent?

Christians aren't supposed to hate ANYONE.

GOD doesn't hate Gays.

GOD doesn't hate anyone:

I mean, that's his whole thing.

I listened to a song and went back to questions, then I heard a door opening and closing. What's that?

I know the snake was nasty, but he was still only a snake in the grass. Where is Satan named?

Some religious nut brought up Col 2:9 that says:

For in him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily.

Jump on that. God has a full head? It must be throbbing.

It is said that in prehistoric times, cavemen had a custom of beating the ground with clubs and wailing spine-chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. When modern men go through the same ritual, we call it 'golf'.

On the first day of school, the first grade class brought in presents for their teacher. The town florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store-owner's daughter brought in a pretty box of jelly beans.

Then the liquor store-owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy answered.

She tasted another drop. "Champagne?" she wondered.

"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."

One day when my mother was out, my Dad was in charge of me. I was, maybe, 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little toy tea set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy, and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said to him (as only a mother would know), "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

A blonde was driving home after a college game when she got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner noticed that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees, and started blowing in the tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, also a blond, saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and put a hand on her hip. She said, 'Uuhh, like, HELLO! You need to roll up the windows first!'