Angry Scottsman

I did stand up comedy about a week ago and I brought up this site dedicated to people telling stories about their sexual encounters... With other family members. I don't know how I found it, but curiosity has got me again.

Does anybody know what site I'm talking about? There was also some video on Youtube of post readings that I believe linked me to the site.

I swear it's curiosity.

Honestly.

We all know about Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark, but what others good ones do you like? Personally, I just loved "The Room".

A question I've always pondered.

It's a very early song and the chorus is along the lines of:

"Hush, .....all over the world..... I can't stand falling in love" The words might not be right, but that's what I remember. I forgot the name and whoever sings it. It from around 1950-1963ish.

I have AT&T for internet service, but it keeps losing internet. Every few seconds the wireless button goes on and off which is preventing me from using my laptop. I don't know if it costs to call technicians or if my wireless card is broken, but from what I've heard, re-routing it can set things back to normal. How do I reset it, though?

My AT&T lost wireless connection to the internet (which means my laptop can't go online anymore, but the desktop still can.) I've been wondering if by unplugging the power cable and then replugging it in would work, but I'm afraid I'll lose internet on the desktop too.

A lot of bad films were released this year so It's hard to say what will be up for The Best Picture Award at the Oscars. There will be ten open spots instead of the usual five. My ten are:

1. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasuss

2. Up

3. Is Anybody There?

4. Inglorious Basterds

5. A Serious Man

6. Where The Wild Things Are

7. Taking Woodstock

8. The Informant

9. Invictus

10. District 9

What do you think will be up for the Oscars (Any category)?

He overdosed on drugs and died. So.... Will you miss him?

BACON!!!!

Can someone please translate this phrase. It's in Swedish.

Feel free to use Babel fish or Google Translates:

Jag har en Eiffeltornet i mina byxor.

Ik heb een Eiffeltoren in mijn Broek.

It's in Dutch

Let the arguing begin!

During the prop 8 battle (Prop 8 banned Gay marriage), many people stepped forward and were complaining that same gender marriage is evil and God would send all gays to hell.

9/11 was an act of extremism in order to get rid of certain religions and "prove" that Allah is the one true god.

Hitler killed millions of Jews because he needed someone to blame for the national debt, and he was an extreme Christian.

So let me ask this: WHY do people take religion too seriously?

One of the greatest comic geniuses, Andy Kaufman, once said that he'd like to go on a long vacation, then come back. Even though he (supposedly) died in 1984, many people still think that he is around.

In my house we have multiple computers that all use wireless connection to the internet. My computer has lost connection, but everybody else still has connection. Whenever it tries to connect online it says something about: "Connection wire may be unplugged". Even though everything is plugged in, It still has issues.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If he had low self-esteem and didn't believe in himself, would that be blasphemy?