The Death Metal Testicle Smasher

The birthday of our Lord and savior Lemmy Kilmister today?

I'm not drunk yet, but I will be soon!

Merry Lemmyday!

If God is omnipotent, then he would be perfectly capable of creating a being more powerful than himself. However, it is not possible to be 'more' than omnipotent.

This simple statement completely disproves God, correct?

Class dismissed.

my mom told me not to listen to 1 direction because its satanic. im a directioner for lyfe but i dont want to go to hell :(

Just curious is all.

I love the way brutal death sounds. Chunky, heavy, almost methodical... But I can't stand the vocals.

Like, Abnormity or Abmominable Putridity with more distinguishable vocals.

Any suggestions?

Personally, I absolutely love Rush. I think they're a true Canadian national treasure, and anyone who talks ill of them should be put to death.

However, I am curious to see what other people opinions are, mainly because there's been a lot of controversy surrounding it, but also because I want to start a list of people that should be put to death.

I have a very aggravating problem. For some strange reason, my laptop is suddenly unable to connect to my home's WiFi network. There have been no recent hardware or software changes to either my laptop or my router. My SSID and passphrase information is correct, however when I try to connect my computer to the network I immediately get an error from Windoze: "Windows was unable to connect to the network". I have not had any issues in the past.

Troubleshooting only suggests that I reset my laptop's WiFi radio, and reset the router. I have followed these steps several times to no avail.

I, however, am able to connect to the WiFi network with my Android device, and USB tether my phone to my computer for internet access. However, whenever I receive a text message, the tethered connection drops. This is not a desirable temporary solution for obvious reasons.

I'm currently poking around in my router's settings webpage, but I don't appear to have blocked my MAC address or anything stupid like that.

This problem is beginning to get on my nerves. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated, and I will choose a best answer if it is resolved.

OS: Windoze 7 Home Premium, HP G56 laptop

Router: Actiontec V1000H

Any additional information will be posted as an added detail.

I'm getting incredibly aggravated with the poor decision to mix ATI and WinDoze 8.

Prior to my installation of Windows 8, Catalyst controls were preinstalled and everything worked all fine and dandy. Since I've made the plunge into the new operating system (my recovery disks are gone, believe me when I say I tore my house apart to find them. No dice), I've been having constant problems.

First off, when I play nearly any 3D game (Oblivion, Skyrim, Black Mesa, etc) small triangular holes appear in almost every model. The models are also stretched across my screen in places. I've read that this is a common issue with the latest drivers AMD put out (I've also read that it's a problem with conflicting Anti-Aliasing for GPU independent), however since this is a fresh install there is nothing to roll back to.

When I attempt to install ANY version of the Catalyst Control Center, I don't get any GPU controls of any sort. I can't find any legacy drivers for x86 windows, and I'm about ready to bash my head into something a few times until I pass out from intracranial hemmorhaging.

My vendor's (HP) drivers are just as useless as AMD/ATI's.