mr grumpy pants

I just bought a new laptop and wanted to play minecraft on it. I've been playing for sometime now so I'm not exactly clueless, I've installed texture packs, mods, and had a server at some point. But of course this was all on my old computer. Now when I try to play after I've downloaded the game this shows up: http://i.imgur.com/4f92f.png

And when I try playing in the browser, it says "failed to launch"

PLEASE HELP?

i've downloaded & installed portal (1) onto my computer today, and when i play, it opens up fine and starts up alright, but it seems that after about 30-45 seconds of playing (and sometimes when i create a portal), an error pops up saying that hl2.exe has had an appcrash. i don't think it has to do with memory or RAM, because i also have Half-Life 2 installed and it runs perfectly fine w/o any issues. is there something i should fix in the settings or something? forums are doing me no good.... HELP!

me and my friends wanna know if you can still battle with black or white on one DS and Diamond/Pearl on the other...mah baby daddy won't buy me the new game :(

me and my friends suddenly became obsessed with the GBC pokemon games and are reliving our old elementary school days. unfortunently we don't have the link cables, but with some research, i learned that you can play wirelessly via the infarred port on the top of the GBC. But this only works with SOME GBC games, i wanted to know if any of the pokemon games work with the infarred, more specifically, red, blue, or yellow. Thanks!

I have an Insignia 10MP Full HD camcorder that i just got and after filming for a bit and editing, i realised that it has a terrible microphone. Also in the footage, you can hear the machinery inside. So obviously i need some sort of external microphone. unfortunently, it doesn't have an external mic input jack.

Any ideas as to what i could do or possibly products i could buy as a separate microphone? help!

I'm looking for a contract-less iphone 3GS to buy online for less than $170. I need it without a contract because i'm planning on unlocking it later for a different provider. PLEASE HELP!!

I want to get a blacklight tattoo of the triforce on the back of my hand. I think it would look really cool, get it, cuz i wouldn't get in trouble with my parents and i could show it off. The only thing, is i don't know how much it would cost, i'm guessing it would be between $90 and $110. Am i right? please only professional responses

so i've been talking to this girl for about 3-4 weeks nonstop. we've been texting morning, noon, & night constantly. and if you might have already guessed, i like her. our high school prom is comming up in about two weeks and i was planning on asking her a few weeks ago, but she caught me by surprise and brought it up. she said she wanted to be in our group so i invited her to go with me. she agreed but wanted to just go as friends because of the fact that she was getting over some other guy. last week she told me that she's completely over him & that she likes me now. so now that we both know that we like eachother we've just been talking like we were before, and i really wanna ask her out but i don't know how to. i give her compliments ALL the time, i always tell her she's beautiful, and perfect, and everything. i really care about her, but i don't really know what to do, wether im going too fast or not fast enough. help!!

i need it for a study guide in english class. apparently abagail did something in act one that is "ghastly & shocking" plz tell me if you know, ill give out points

also when i try quickpwn, or redsn0w, it never works. for quickpwn it says it's the wrong firmware. and for redsn0w it works up till it says downloading content or w/e, then it just exits out of the program.

im stuck, help!

i currently have the quickpwn software, and im downloading the firmware for 2g 3.0. im not sure if this is the easiest way to do it, and honestly everybody keeps saying different things, and im really confused...help!

itunes won't start up for me and i don't know what's wrong. i've tried to uninstall it like 3 times and it reinstalls ok. but when i click on it, it just doesn't start up! i don't know what to do, help!

p.s. i also tried to open it up from program > itunes, and that didn't work

itunes won't start up for me and i don't know what's wrong. i've tried to uninstall it like 3 times and it reinstalls ok. but when i click on it, it just doesn't start up! i don't know what to do, help!

ok so this morning i recieved my ipod back from the apple factory because it was broken. so they updated it and everything, but now when i hook it up to my computer, the ipod is seen, but not by i tunes. the autoplay thing comes up, and all it does is aske me if i want to open it up in windows explorer, or import photos, and stuff. plz help

it seems like the show Drake & Josh hasn't been comming out with anything new after iCarly. Does that mean that the show is over for good?

is there any way i can download halo 1 on my computer with the following?

-no torrents

-no installation

-full version

plz need help?!?!

ok so my friend jailbroke my ipod, and i accidentally turned it off while backing it up. so now i have an unresponsive ipod with me and i don't know what to do with it. i've seen videos of people somehow getting the v2.2.1 firmware back on their ipod but i have no clue how. please help, i'm dying here and i'll get grounded if i can't fix it!!!

everytime i put it into DFU mode, it just says "USB device not recognized" and nothing else shows up at all

ok so my friend jailbroke my ipod, and i accidentally turned it off while backing it up. so now i have an unresponsive ipod with me and i don't know what to do with it. i've seen videos of people somehow getting the v2.2.1 firmware back on their ipod but i have no clue how. please help, i'm dying here and i'll get grounded if i can't fix it!!!

(ps i tried to put it into DFU mode and tht didn't work)

ok so my friend jailbroke my ipod, and i accidentally turned it off while backing it up. so now i have an unresponsive ipod with me and i don't know what to do with it. i've seen videos of people somehow getting the v2.2.1 firmware back on their ipod but i have no clue how. please help, i'm dying here and i'll get grounded if i can't fix it!!!