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WAS I EVER BORN? I CANT SEEM TO REMEMBER!!! BEING BORN APPEARS TO BE QUITE TRAUMATIC AND I SHOULD REMEMBER, BUT I DONT! AM I AN ALIEN?!?!?!?!

Just wanting to know some amazing shows to watch? I'd prefer it to be a show that is new or still going, but anything will do! I like the following :

Smallville

The secret circle

the vampire diaries

90210

ghost whisperer

ringer

teen wolf

hart of dixie

glee

veronica mars

the nine lives of chloe king

melissa and joey

melrose place 2009

tru calling

how i met your mother

friends

family guy

bobs burgers

happy endings

cougar town

the big bang theory

mike and molly

dollhouse

supernatural

my name is earl

covert affairs

bones

nikita

once upon a time

revenge

eastwick

suburgatory

raising hope

buffy the vampire slayer

drop dead diva

24

The Lying Game

Angel

+ more!

Well, today i got home from school, and my dad started growling at me, and im like, dafuq? then he was complaining and yelping and i noticed he had fleas, and i ran away coz i dont want them, and i did my homework, came down for a glass of milk, and noticed my dad licking his balls. it was really gross and he didnt care i was there so i made him go outside into the yard. Then he was dragging his behind like a dog and im scared, he keeps doing dog things like bringing dead birds in the house, and licking my mum... what should i do?

All my life, i know i've been a flamingo trapped inside a woman's body. I am thinking of having life changing surgery to turn me into my true self, where i can be who i want to be. Mate with who i want to mate. Should i do it? Should i follow my dreams?

I bought some bath salts and before i left the shop i bit the shop owner on the hand and screamed 'GOAT ANUS!'. I think she was a lesbian though, cause she seemed to like it. Now she keeps calling me and im like, i have plans. Then i gave it to my sister and she ate her baby's toenails. Any ideas?

im pretty new to the show, i saw the first 2 episodes and i like it, should i buy them? im not a big fan of extremely scary things.... is it? Should i?!?!?!

Can we? or does it last forever?

I watched a bit of episode 1 today and i though it was okay, What I was wondering is whether the seasons of this show are any good, are they scary, are they stupid, are they bad, are they amazing??? Thanks :)

Well yesterday i was at my friends house i noticed my friends dog ralph kept pinning down my dog scamp and my dog kept yelping. I thought they were playing but ralph kept, well you know, doing that action and stuff. also Ralph keeps licking scamps mouth and privates and clearly scamp doesnt like it. Its gross, plus they are boy dogs! This is a serious matter, im not trolling, what can i do?

Any thoughts? e.g. religious, re-encarnation, other?

Did i do something wrong? im depressed, my questions were real and everyone was being mean.

Ew it was suh gross in this show Saving Grace which i thought looked pretty cool but now im not too sure these people were having like this really crazy $ex and it was really grafic and my mum walked in and i swear she thinks im some sort of sicko right now, but can you tell me whether the actor and actress were or werent, u know, doin it??? i cant see it working without a pee pee the way her body was all, ew never mind. Please help???

I keep seeing the show Teen Wolf (2011) advertised and from the advertisements I cant tell whether it's really good or really bad. Can anyone help?