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I learned that the Average American spends anywhere from $25-$40 per month on the lottery. And if you take the average of this (about $32) and invest it at 12% from age 20 to age 70-your working lifetime-you would end up with $1,249,866.87

Good Gravy!!!

i.e. someone calling the wrong #

someone left a text on my phone and was joking around about a porno. lol.

& then last night someone left a voicemail on my phone & said "you got a warranty...iou are still eligible to... this is the final call..or press 1 to speak with a representative about your warrranty coverage" ---what was that all about?

Only a few people have my # (no one that would give it out either) so i'm sure these weren't for me. They weren't jokes either.

which character would you choose and WHY?

a supermodel for companionship or internet access. They surveyed men on the internet & majority chose internet access (consider the people being surveyed)

anywho, which one would you pick and why? dazzle me with your answers.

going on a field trip. Know of any good healthy snacks? Or any good snacks in general.

Here's what i was thinking:

deli sandwhich/hoagie

maybe a pudding cup

water & maybe some red gatorade/or snapple.

of course there has to be dessert: frosted animal crackers.

LIKES: I'm not really picky, so suggest anything ya want.

if you have any good ideas for healthy snacks or your favorite kind of snapple, or any other kind of drinks let me know.

DISLIKES: oh, for snapple suggestions: i absolutely despise mango and papaya! I'm not allergic to anything (not that i know of...yet) so nuts and fruits are o.k. to suggest. i hate peanut buttter and jelly (a result of having to have it every day as a kid)

hope that's enough details for you. thanks in advance. sorry for the huge list of crap.

in which other category would you most likely be found answering Q's???

examples:

'what would you do-ooo-ooo for a Klondike bar'

'the snack that smiles back, Goldfish'

'mmm-mmm campbells soup, possibilities'

& how would you like to punish them?

WHICH DO YOU PREFER?

1) jello or pudding

2) popsicles or icecream

3) cat or dog

4) chedar or swiss

5) hamburger or hotdog

6) cold or hot (weather/temperature)

7) snow or sun

8) waffles or pancakes

9) saturday or sunday

10) beef or chicken

11) Coffee or Tea

12) pepper or salt

13) night or day

14) football or baseball

15) chinese food or mexican food

16) ketchup or mustard

maybe a smiley face and a mean face with its tongue sticking out--yeah.

& to go with the "INTERESTING" STAR

I would have a button that says "COMPLETE WASTE OF MY LIFE" & the icon would be a hand doing the Loser sign.

what would you put???

1) be married to someone who insists that every electric device in your home be controlled by those "clap on, clap off" devices -OR- that every piece of furniture have plastic covers?

2) develop gills that work and are hardly visible -OR- grow wings that work but are ugly and conspicuous?

3) perform at a stand up comedy club -OR- perform karaoke at a bar?

4) As a man, be beaten up by a wimpy guy-OR- a female pro wrestler (and everybody knew about it)

5) Eat airline food for a week -0R- hospital food for a week?

6) Be able to go forward in time on 3 occasions of your choice -OR- backwards in time only once?

7) Be in an exotic tribe where you must stretch your neck until it is 18 inches long-OR-be in a tribe were a plate is inserted into your lower lip, causing it to eventually hang down 6 inches from your mouth?

1) jump into a bathtub of ice water (and sit in it for a 1/2 hr.)-OR-a bathtub of lukewarm egg salad (and sit in it for a 1/2 hr.)

2) have steam blow out of your ears every time you get angry -OR- have a long tongue that rolls down to the floor every time you see someone who is attractive to you?

3) Have hiccups 2 days a week -OR- that burnt tongue feeling all the time?

4) Live to be 100 yrs. old -OR- start life over from birth and live to be only 60 yrs. old, but know everything you know now?

5) Live the life you currently have -OR- do it all over again and take your chances from the beginning, hoping to do some things differently or atleast not worse than you've done already?

6) Be a man with a woman's hands, including painted, manicured nails, -OR- e a woman with a man's hands? (no gloves & the condition is permanent)

7) Lose the ability to fear -OR- the lose the ability to feel pain?

1) After using the bathroom to go #2, have to use a roll of toilet paper that's soaking wet -OR- have to use dry newspaper?

2) Have hair growing from your armpits that reaches down to our toes ( you cannot cut/trim/or remove it in any way, and you cannot cover it up in anyway) -OR-thighs that make a lould flapping noise when you walk?

3) forget how to count past 100 and have your cursh/spouse/bf or gf have to teach you all over again -OR- forget the alphabet and have your crush/spouse/bf or gf have to teach you all over again?

4) Have no kids -OR- 12 kids?

5) Always wear ear muffs -OR- earplugs -OR- goggles (and you of course can never remove them, or cover them up in any way)

6) Have a six inch toe and have to wear sandals for the rest of your life -OR- a six inch thumb and can never wear gloves (no plastic surgery or removal of any kind or covering them up in any way)

7) speak like a static radio (with your voice fading in and out) -OR- sing every word you say (forever)?

1) Have a snowball fight against a pro baseball pitcher -OR- play dodge ball against a pro quarterback?

2) Skydive without a lesson -OR- scuba dive without a lesson? (assuming you haven't done either)

3) Come home to find that a prankser has nailed all your windows shut -OR- has taken the labels off all of your canned goods?

4) Have eyeballs the size of golfballs -OR-teeth the size of piano keys (and never be able to cover them up or reduce their size)?

5) Have your name misspelled on your tombstone -OR-have them erect the proper spelling over the wrong tombstone (assuming no one will ever correct the mistake)?

6) Catch a procupine thrown from a second-story window-OR-a skunk thrown from a second-story window (with nothing but your bare hands and no protective shileding or clothing)?

7) Have the themesong of your choice play whenever you walk-OR-have your own mood lighting wherever you are (forever, and of course other people can hear/see it)?

1) What are some bad things you've done, but gotten away with or your parents, boss, etc.,still haven't found out about or haven't figured out that you were the one who commited the 'crime,' such as practical jokes, or you just being plain ole' trouble?

2) What are your lame/overused excuses that you use for your mistakes, laziness, and the trouble that you cause?

They're my grandparents & they've recently retired. They don't have a lot of room to keep stuff 'cause they are living in their trailer and traveling around the country. I want to get them something that will be useful, but i don't know what to buy them. My Budget is about $40.00 or so. They both like to camp. My grandma likes to cook and read. My grandpa likes to fish & watch footbal & baseball. & they both like to play card games--but they have about all imaginable card games & books to learn different games, & don't need any more to clutter up their living space.

Any suggestions would be helpful. NO giftcards, Thanks. 10 points for best answer. :)

I'll be 19 on the 28th of Dec.--for age appropriate gifts.