Would you rather???

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1)  After using the bathroom to go #2, have to use a roll of toilet paper that's soaking wet -OR- have to use dry newspaper?
2)  Have hair growing from your armpits that reaches down to our toes ( you cannot cut/trim/or remove it in any way, and you cannot cover it up in anyway) -OR-thighs that make a lould flapping noise when you walk?
3)  forget how to count past 100 and have your cursh/spouse/bf or gf have to teach you all over again -OR- forget the alphabet and have your crush/spouse/bf or gf have to teach you all over again?
4)  Have no kids -OR- 12 kids?
5)  Always wear ear muffs -OR- earplugs -OR- goggles (and you of course can never remove them, or cover them up in any way)
6)  Have a six inch toe and have to wear sandals for the rest of your life -OR- a six inch thumb and can never wear gloves (no plastic surgery or removal of any kind or covering them up in any way)
7)  speak like a static radio (with your voice fading in and out) -OR- sing every word you say (forever)?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

1) wet. haha the newspaper would hurt
2) flappy thighs. i would just like sing or something so no one could hear it
3) past 100 because thats a lot of numbers, which means more time with the crush =]
4) no kids.... deffinately. 12 is too much
5)earplugs. less noticable.
6) toes. you cant hold toes with someone but the hand would be creepy to hold. plus i have the smallest hand of anyone you know, so the thumb wouldnt be good
7)static radio. my singing aint pretty =]

lonnie · Answer

1. dry newspaper
2. thighs
3. count past 100
4. no kids
5. earplugs
6. toe
7. static radio

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