Rick

Which greasy, preservative-packed, hormone-injected beef byproduct burns thru the average human digestive system faster? Both seem to work fairly quickly to me. I think McDeath's milkshakes push it out faster though. What do y'all think?

I know from past experience that when I use my regular speech patterns on here it will automatically substitute asterisks for my words, so instead I will say 'Stow High In Transit' since it gets my point across. The little bast... Illegitimate kittycat has a penchant for Stow High In Transit -ing underneath the furniture instead of using the litterbox. I'm trying to figure out why. It makes no difference if the box is clean with fresh litter in it or if the other cats have already visited it. The little mother-loving Oedipus is sneaky too, you can't always bust him in the act, but the evidence speaks for itself. He is fixing to become an outside cat very soon if we can't find a way to stop this behavior of his. You would think Mama Cat would have taught him, but she hasn't. Any help would be (Firmed-Up Comedic Knowledge -ing) appreciated.

Thanx.

I prefer natural women. The hair helps to hold the scent. The scent contains loads of pheromones. Pheromones are what increases one's sex drive. So, how did this whole fad of shaving pubes come about, anyway? I had a woman scold me for not trimming my own pubes, can you imagine? I had never heard of such a thing. What kind of man would trim his nut-hair, or shave his chest or back? (Or pits, for that matter?) That is not manly, only a girly-man would do that.

Ladies, please stop shaving your pubes.

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