Beth B

but just got back in Q/A

another year of Y/A. I got a water bottle what did everyone else get?

Don't go to the bathroom on December 28th.!

>>

>>CIA intelligence reports that a major attack plot is planned for that

day.

>>

>>Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an

>>alligator.

>>

>>Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to

rise

>>up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them on the

***

>>when they are doing their business.

>>

>>I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information

from a

>>reliable source.......

>>

>>It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl

whose

>>brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys

>>hotdogs from and this guy knows a shoeshine guy who shines the

shoes of

>>a mail room worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells

>>drugs to another mail room worker who works in the CIA building.

>>

>>He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about

alligators

>>and came to the conclusion that we're going to be attacked.

>>

>>So it must be true!!

>>

>>Pass this on to all on your mail list and you'll be thanked by them

for

>>saving their asses!!

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric

>>Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

>> The results are pretty interesting:

>>

>> 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.

>>

>>

>> 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.

>>

>>

>> 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a

good

>>man and they would have married him anyway.

if you spell mom backwards its spells mom.

He laid her on the table,

>> >

>> > So white clean and bare,

>> >

>> > His forehead wet with beads of sweat,

>> >

>> > He rubbed her here and there.

>> >

>> > He touched her neck,

>> >

>> > Then felt her breast,

>> >

>> > Then drooling, felt her thigh.

>> >

>> > The slit was wet and all was set,

>> >

>> > He gave a joyous cry,

>> >

>> > The hole was wide........

>> >

>> > He looked inside,

>> >

>> > All was dark and murky,

>> >

>> > He rubbed his hands,

>> >

>> > And stretched his arms.........

>> >

>> > And then he stuffed the turkey.

>> >

>> > May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry

>>Christmas.

>>The Cheating Wife

>>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a

taxi at

>>the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he

asked

>>the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was

having

>>an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the

cabby

>>agreed.

>>

>>Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the

>>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back

and

>>there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to

the

>>naked man's head.

>>

>>The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I

lied

>>when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought

for

>>you.

>>He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your New York Giant's

>>season

>>tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country

club

>>membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

>>

>>Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the

gun.

>>

>>He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

>>

>>The cabby replied, "I'd cover his *** up with that blanket before he

>>catches a cold."

I think him and his dance partner should of won