Heres a joke I hope you will like ..?

>>The Cheating Wife

>>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a

taxi at

>>the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he

asked

>>the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was

having

>>an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the

cabby

>>agreed.

>>

>>Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the

>>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back

and

>>there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to

the

>>naked man's head.

>>

>>The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I

lied

>>when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought

for

>>you.

>>He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your New York Giant's

>>season

>>tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country

club

>>membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

>>

>>Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the

gun.

>>

>>He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

>>

>>The cabby replied, "I'd cover his *** up with that blanket before he

>>catches a cold."