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Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Without any disrespect to any ones beliefs, and I'm not having a go at anybody. If you put the bible or whatever scriptures you believe in, and without reciting words other people wrote to one side. Not referring to having any religion drummed into you as a child growing up.

What reason do you really have which makes you follow these stories, what miracles has happened to you to follow in these footsteps.

I think I'm just hoping to get someone to give an honest answer from themselves and not from what they are told to believe in. I'm not trying to discredit ones beliefs but more so trying to find someone with a genuine reason to believe through there own experience that validates their belief.

Also if you can assume you had never heard of religion or had anyone tell you about it, how would you actually know something of a higher being existed at all.

Sorry if its a bit long or vague it's just every thing I read on yahoo is quotes from books of religion, i think I'm yet to read a personal encounter from anyone which validates a higher existence.

I've been a christian for many years before I realised that my beliefs were unfounded so please don't quote anything to me that's in the bible that's not what this questions about.

Thanks for your answers.

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose "Nurse" he mumbles "Are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says "there is nothing wrong with them sir".

The man pulls off his oxygen mask smiles at her and says very slowly "thanks for that it was just wonderful but listen very very closely and carefully ..... Are My Test Results Back"

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Lets see which country has the best humor, why not write a joke and then leave what country your from, I think the English have the best humor so prove me wrong if you can..

All the different fashions going such as Goths, Punks, Emos what are you or what would you like to be?

Just curious!

I've decided Im going to learn Japanese, is this a popular language to learn and if you have learnt it or learning it how do/did you find it? and is anyone learning any other languages if so why?

Two Americans and a tourist getting drunk on top of the Empire State Building.

The first American turned to the tourist and said:-

"You can jump off here and the wind will keep you floating".

The tourist said :-

"Prove It!"

So he did and kept floating for five minutes, so the tourist tried it and fell to his death. The other American turned round and said:-

"Jeeesssuuuussss, Superman, your a nasty sod when your drunk!"

10 points to whoever cracks it

Unscramble the word

"lnodno"

then spell it

Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.

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An old couple in church, during the service she whispers

"I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?

He says "Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid"

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The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.

Monday morning he says to her

"I am Thor",

She replies "Your Thor I cant even pith".

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A woman asks her husband,

"How can I get bigger breasts?"

Her husband replies,

"Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e"

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The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale:-

Once upon a time , a guy asked a girl,

"Will you marry me?"

the girl said

"No!"

and she lived happily ever after, went shopping, drank Martinis with friends, always had a clean house,never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, and was never farted on.

The End :-)

Dr Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small kids.

"You all have obsessions" he observed

To the first mother he said,

"You're obsessed with eating, you've named your daughter Candy".

To the second mother he said

"You're obsessed with money you called your daughter Penny".

To the third mother he said

"You're obsessed with alcohol you named your daughter Brandy".

At this point the fourth mother gets up takes her son and said

"Come on Dick we're leaving"..

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way to your home grabbing and Indian curry or a Turkish kebab. To sit on a Swedish sofa watching USA shows on a Japanese television. And most of all suspicious of anything foriegn and...

Only in Britain can you get a pizza too your home faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the shop.

We might be British but F*ck were funny!!!

Three business men relaxing in a sauna when a beeping sound goes off.

The first man touches his arm and says

"Thats my pager, I have a microchip under my skin".

A few minutes later a phone rings and the second man lifts his palm up to his ear and says,

"I have a microchip in my hand".

The third business man now feeling very low tech, goes to the toilet and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his ar*e, he says,

"Oh jaysus would ya look at that, I'm gettin a fax"..

Can I ask what the point of this point system is?

It seems ppl put silly answers in to get 2 points to try and get to the next level when really there is nothing at the end of it anyway.

Yahoo answers is good in the sense it brings ppl around the world together, it gives ppl the opportunity to express themselves or find solutions to problems or even give satisfaction to someone who has helped a fellow human being.

Wouldnt it be better if quality was used instead of quantity regarding answers to ppls questions for example.

Wouldnt it be better if yahoo took the point system away as in reality it has no use whatsoever, at least in my opinion anyway.

Whats ur opinion of the points system

I was brought up in a surroundings where they say your not allowed to eat meat on a good friday just fish.

who else thought that

and did you know its not true, theres no where in the bible that says that.

It was brought up by false prophets

and what time is it right now???

Does everybody else on Yahoo answers sit for hours each day trying to gain points to get to the highest level possible with nothing at the end of it...