Mastronaut

it sounds like a jolly good time to me, fornicating and abusing the temples of our body with mind altering substances, the occasional spanking... but i kinda like spankings.... plus all of my friends will be there. cause what is there to do in heaven? i hear those guys don't even get cable...

MY GOD!! This was an idea I had YEARS AGO and my implementation involved reflective particles ground super fine into regular makeup, but you would at least have to know in-the-ballpark what shade you were. Almay only has light medium and dark colors and everything goes from there. does anyone know the technology behind this?

john stamos/kelly bundy

allotta fat/padme 006

can i ever be cool enough to fight on the internet?

They have The Refused, Blindside, The International Noise Conspiracy, HelloGoodbye, The Hives, Brighter Death Now, Darkane, Dionysis, Hardcore Superstar, Opeth, The Shout Out Louds....

can Sweden do no wrong?

or am i limited to just blasting them with logic?

i think most people could benefit from a sense of humor here. make me laugh with your answers.... and try and offend as many ignorant people as you can in the process. that way everyone wins.

for instance: Jacob deceives (lying, commandment 9) his father Isaac (honor thy father and mother, commandment 5) in order to steal (commandment 8) the birthright from his brother Esau. he then flees into the wilderness where god tells him he is good and holy.

there is another reference in the book of mormon 1st Nephi 4:5-27 where Nephi is instructed "by god" to kill Laban, the king while he is passed out drunk, so that he may steal the plates of brass on which the five books of Moses are engraved.

now, if god is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and god set forth commandments saying "thou shalt not do this" with a period at the end, how come so many "prophets" are instructed to break his commandments, proving that god is in fact NOT the same, and that he DOES change his mind.

in other words, if god is omnipotent, could he have not set forth another avenue with which Jacob could have obtained his fathers blessing, or that Nephi could have obtained the brass plates?

They were never signed to a label, but they recorded at least one album id like to get my hands on. nowhere to be found on limewire, bearshare etc.