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Water Closet?

Okay, here is a joke, maybe not funny, but anyway, please let me know what you think:

An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final preparations ot move. When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occured to her that she had not seen a W.C., or a water closet in british, which we would probably call bathroom

So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a w.C. around. The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the parish priest if he could help in the matter. Together, they tried to discover the meaning of the letters W.C. adn the only solution they could find for the letters was a Wayside Chapel. The school master then wrote to the English lady the following note:

The second line of each is the added couplet. :D

William Shakespeare

When my love swears that she is made of truth

All I can do is blame it on her youth

Robert Herrick

Whenas in silks my Julia goes

The outline of her girdle shows

Robert Herrick

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may

But take your little pill each day

Thomas Campion

There is a garden in her face

Her dermatologist has the case

Algernon Charles Swinburne

When the hounds of spring are on winter’s traces

The rich take off for warmer places

***Sources- American Wits: an anthology of light verse, edited by John Hollander

Okay, here is a joke, maybe not funny, but anyway, please let me know what you think:

An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final preparations ot move. When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occured to her that she had not seen a W.C., or a water closet in british, which we would probably call bathroom

So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a w.C. around. The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the parish priest if he could help in the matter. Together, they tried to discover the meaning of the letters W.C. adn the only solution they could find for the letters was a Wayside Chapel. The school master then wrote to the English lady the following note:

Dear Madam:

I take great pleasure in informing you that the W.C

Ok, first of all, i just want to make this clear: in this question i am refering to the game howrse, on www.howrse.com, not a real horse (lol :P even though i wish i had a real one). So anyways, i only have lik 335.60 eques in my account but tomorrow my mare is going to give birth and i really dont want to lose the colt. Any quick money making ideas? please? PLEASE HURRY!

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE.

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.

The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Moishe to represent them. Moishe asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither

side would be allowed to talk. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is

Hey peoples! I dont go on as often anymore, but i still sometimes go on neopets. Also, i have opened a bunch of bottled faeries, and now my pet has a lot of skills. But i have a problem, could someone please tell me how to raise a skill lvl (like skills you get from faeries in a faerie bottle?) thank you!