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Chinese Detective?

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Classic. Love it. I'll poach that, for use later.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's an oldie but still a goodie. I remember when I told that joke a long time ago that the detective's name was Confuse-Yu... It seems now he's called Sui Tansow Pok (haha, love the new name! Tasty...)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha that was funny...10/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That got my tongue tied

  • Oh funny and gross!!! LOL

    -mel

  • 1 decade ago

    lol awesome

  • 1 decade ago

    nice!! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    .....................boring

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