Gamer_Nikko™

My neighbor grows lemons, and he just gave me a couple of big bag of lemons. I'm now wondering what I could do with them, aside from making lemonade?

Please tell me which Pokemon series, season and episode this happened, coz I think I missed this one, and I want to complete my childhood before it's too late.

ok, so my cousin, in his depths of curiosity to see what would happen, plugged my 4GB iPod in my laptop, then he right-clicked the icon in My Computer... Then he left clicked FORMAT. Then... AAARGH!!! All my data was deleted, darn it! Now, my iPod is acting only like a glorified and uber expensive usb storage device/flash drive. No matter what songs I put in it, the player itself doesn't seem to recognize it as a song. Ok, so my question is: How do I fix it so it recognizes and plays songs and videos again? Thanks, y'all~!!!

Yeah, well, I was eating a gingerbread man and suddenly, the weirdest question just popped into my head. Does cannibalism still exist in this day and age? Is it still practiced today by ethnic tribes, or is it just for psychos? And where is it practiced, if at all? I know Papua New Guinea used to do it, but are they still at it? Thanks in advance, y'all.

Yeah, I saw the Kamen Rider Decade movie, and I was wondering... can someone please tell me the proper timeline for the whole Kamen Rider series, at least until Kamen Rider Kabuto? Thanks in advance!

You guys know that game Invizimals for the PSP? I was wondering, does then Nokia E63 have a similar game? If yes, what's the title, and where can I download it for free? Thanks!!!

I got a new laptop, and the OS that comes with it is Windows 7 Basic.

I can't change the desktop wallpaper. Is there some way to do it? I tried the usual:

* Open Pic using a picture editor and chose "Use as wallpaper"

* Right Click on the desktop itself (no option to change wallpaper there)

* Right click a pic (no option to use it either)

* Any and almost all (I think) possible combination in between, short of changing OS.

Any help would be appreciated.

My Toshiba Satellite U400-12P needs a new motherboard, STAT!!!

We live in Dubai, UAE and I'd like to know where I could buy a brand new motherboard.

The specific model number is PSU40E-02300WAR.

I'd like to know where to buy it, and an estimate on how much it would cost.

If there is no such place to buy it here in Dubai, please tell me a SAFE website where I could buy it on-line.

Please help?

* What species is Master Yoda?

* Has there ever been an Ewok Jedi? (Just imagine... a lightsaber wielding teddy-bear)

* Just how high is Anakin's medichlorean count?

* Are the Storm Troopers the "evolution" of the Alliance clone troopers? If so, how did Anakin AKA Darth Vader get control of them?

* We know for a fact that Anakin built C-3PO from scratch. Does he get paid royalties for every 3PO series protocol droid ever made?

* Where did R2-D2 come from? (R2 was already active on Episode 1)

* And finally... In the New Jedi Order series... Will Princess Leia ever become a Jedi Master?

OK, here goes...

I borrowed $50 from my mom, and $50 from my dad.

I now have $100, correct? OK.

I bought a shirt worth $97. (whoa, expensive!)

I now have $3 left, right? OK. I gave $1 to mom, and $1 to dad.

The remaining $1 is with me.

Now, I only owe $49 to mom and $49 to dad, correct?

Fine. Now, here's the mind twister:

$49 + $49 = $98.

I now add the $1with me...

$49 + $49 = $98 + $1 = $99

What happened to the missing $1...?

Guys, I need help!!! I have exactly 1 week left for a BIG party, and I need ideas on how to create a controlled burst of thick, white, artificial smoke. Fire-extinguishers and dry ice are a COMPLETE NO-NO.

(the smoke's for special effects, not mischief.)

Also, can anyone please tell me how to make a home-made smoke bomb?

Please?

I made a Lucky Star GIF animation for another site, and I'm now wondering if it's good enough... or funny enough.

Before I post this and get humiliated, I need some help.

A little constructive criticism, laced with a little wit here, please?

The link is:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/355/5thsigluckyst...

Well, I made a "Motteke! Sailor-FUKU" dance GIF for another site, and I'm wondering what people think about it. The link is:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/355/5thsigluckyst...

Okay, people! Please view then give me all your comments. Constructive criticisms, please!!!

My name is George Bush. If you think I am ugly now, you should've

seen me when I was a baby. I am the only baby born inside-out.

I was such an ugly baby that when I was born, the doctor held

my feet up, took one look at me...and slapped my mother.

Actually, I was part of a twin. My parents were so poor, they had to

make a decision. My father said to my mother one evening that they

could only afford one baby. They agreed to keep the beautiful baby

and drown the ugly one...that's when I first learned how to swim.

My father was so excited at my birth... instead of asking,

"Is it a boy or a girl?" He asked, "Am I a father or a mother?"

I was so surprised at my birth that I couldn't speak for a year and a half.

My poor mother was apologizing to everybody for giving birth to me.

Then my father got the itch again and persuaded my mother to try

and improve Mother Nature's work... His being horny is beside the point.

She gave birth to my sister... When the priest was about to baptize her,

the priest said, "What's the boy's name?" And my father replied,

"It's a girl... You're holding my thumb!!!"

I grew up to be a "Wonder Boy"... Everybody would look at me and wonder.

So many people say that I am intelligent. Maybe it's because of the

many years I've spent in school. I spent seven years in kindergarten

alone... I wanted to master it!!!

Then I was accelerated to the first grade after seven short years. I spent

three years in the first grade where my father taught me the

Fine Art of Honesty. He paid $10,000 to the principal and the

principal was so touched by the honesty of the money given him that

he accelerated me to the sixth grade. The rest is history-- I repeated myself...

* How will you represent our planet in the next Miss Galaxy pageant?

*How does the swimsuit portion of our pageant contribute to world peace?

*If you were to become a butt, what butt would you choose, the right butt or the left butt?

*Why is there a hole in a donut?

* Why do you think the host always say "Ladies, you are all winners" during beauty pageants?

*As part of her official duties, we will be sending the new Miss Universe to Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and the Gaza Strip to promote world peace.Tell us how you plan to do it, if you win.

*If you were an illegal drug, what would you be, and why?

*What do you think is the most worn-out expression used in this pageant, and why?

*Why do you think Miss USA is always included in the semi-finalists' and finalists' portion year after year after year?

*How would you feel if your best contestant-friend in the pageant was formerly a man who underwent a sex-change operation?

*Which of the judges do you think doesn't like you?

*What do you thinkis the most stupid question given to Miss Universe contestants, and why?

*Aside from your face, what is your problem?

*What do you think is tastier, phlegm or pus?

*If you were given a chance, what would that chance be, and why?

*Why do you think the world is round?

*If you were a prostitute, how much should you charge, and why?

*If you were going to represent another

country, which country would that be, and why?

An Irishman walked in a bar and sat in a bar stool. Now, there were 3 customers before him, and the Bar Tender was taking their orders.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Dom Perignon, single" replied the first patron.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Johnny Walker, single" replies the second patron.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Jack Daniels, also a single" replies the third patron.

The Bar Tender then faces the Irish and asks, "And you sir?"

The Irish replies, "Paddy O' Brien, married!!!"

Well, my question is this:

In the anime series Sister Princess, who IS that mysterious little girl wearing a broad yellow hat and a yellow blouse?

What is her connection to Wataru Minakami and the sisters?

I've racked my brains inside-out trying to figure it out... I've even watched the WHOLE SERIES four times... But I STILL can't figure out who she is. Lots of rumors abound, like the one that says that she is the ghost of the 13th sister... and another one that says that she's the personification of the combined love of the sisters for their "onii-chan" (Big Brother) and STILL another one that says she will be the one Wataru will spend the rest of his life with... (WTF?! Wataru-kun's a Pedo?!) I want to know the truth... As the X-Files said... The Truth is out There...

Please help an anime nut find the truth. Thank you.

A unique survey asked 1,000 women which things

Men can be compared to. Here are the top ten:

10) Bargain sale Clothes - Because they are always 50% off.

9) Roller Coasters -They excite you, but only for a little while.

8) Advertisements - It's hard to believe a word they say.

7) Boxes - They look so big, but inside they're empty.

6) Treasury Bonds - They take a long time to mature

5) ATM Machines - There's a limit to how much you can get out of them.

4) Bananas - They become less firm as they get older.

3) Weather - They're so unpredictable.

2) Parking Space - Why are all the good ones always taken first?

1) Holidays - They never seem to be long enough.

What would you do if you got on the first ever flight of

AeroAmerica's passenger shuttle to the moon and then,

while travelling to the moon, you heard the following

announcement over the intercom:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Robot Pilot speaking.

Welcome aboard AeroAmerica's very first Moon Express

transit! We hope to make your journey as comfortable as

possible on this shuttle, which is a product of the very best

in Aviation Technology. We assure you of 100% top-rate

computer technology in this craft, eliminating any possibility of

human error human error human error human error.....

One day, a blue frog went up to a man then said, "Hi, I'm a talking frog. Now, if you want to be rich, you'll do exactly as I tell you."

The man was shocked, but agrees. The frog told him to bet $1,000 on horse number 15 in the horse races. The man does so, and he wins the 10 million jackpot!

"Let's go to Vegas" says the frog. The man agrees. After winning the huge jackpots in 10 different casinos, the tired man goes to his hotel room with the frog in his pocket.

"Kiss me" says the frog.

"HUH?!"

"I said, kiss me. I'm obviously a magical frog so kiss me."

The man does so, and then... POOF!!!

Lo and behold, the frog turned into a beautiful girl, 16 years of age, 'well endowed' and almost totally naked...!!!

"...And that, your Honor, was how she got into my hotel room last night..."