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Gamer_Nikko™
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Gamer_Nikko™ asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

An Irishman walked in a bar...?

An Irishman walked in a bar and sat in a bar stool. Now, there were 3 customers before him, and the Bar Tender was taking their orders.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Dom Perignon, single" replied the first patron.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Johnny Walker, single" replies the second patron.

"You sir?" asked the Bar Tender.

"Jack Daniels, also a single" replies the third patron.

The Bar Tender then faces the Irish and asks, "And you sir?"

The Irish replies, "Paddy O' Brien, married!!!"

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  • treeofwisdom7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I guess im the only one that doesnt get it

  • lost
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ginger Ale ,single.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Pretty funny. 8/10.

  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Great joke. I give you a 10!

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  • HumanBeingOnEarth!
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i thought the bar tender wuz taking down their names, not their orders!!!haha...

  • sristi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    fourth man was the one on last round!

  • asdfjkl;
    1 decade ago

    HAHA. i would like the hear what the bartender saidd...

  • ♥♥♥♥
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    l o l

  • Liz L
    1 decade ago

    lol good one

  • jenny
    1 decade ago

    very funy

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