JOKE: 18 questions that will NOT make it to next year's Miss Universe pageant?

Question

* How will you represent our planet in the next Miss Galaxy pageant?

*How does the swimsuit portion of our pageant contribute to world peace?

*If you were to become a butt, what butt would you choose, the right butt or the left butt?

*Why is there a hole in a donut?

* Why do you think the host always say "Ladies, you are all winners" during beauty pageants?

*As part of her official duties, we will be sending the new Miss Universe to Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and the Gaza Strip to promote world peace.Tell us how you plan to do it, if you win.

*If you were an illegal drug, what would you be, and why?

*What do you think is the most worn-out expression used in this pageant, and why?

*Why do you think Miss USA is always included in the semi-finalists' and finalists' portion year after year after year?

*How would you feel if your best contestant-friend in the pageant was formerly a man who underwent a sex-change operation?

*Which of the judges do you think doesn't like you?

*What do you thinkis the most stupid question given to Miss Universe contestants, and why?

*Aside from your face, what is your problem?

*What do you think is tastier, phlegm or pus?

*If you were given a chance, what would that chance be, and why?

*Why do you think the world is round?

*If you were a prostitute, how much should you charge, and why?

*If you were going to represent another
country, which country would that be, and why?

ideaquest · Accepted Answer

* How will you represent our planet in the next Miss Galaxy pageant?

I would travel near the speed of light and come back younger than any of the contestants. I am related to Einstein. In Galaxy terms, we are very close.

*How does the swimsuit portion of our pageant contribute to world peace?

It shows that the Naked Truth is the cure to all our problems.

*If you were to become a butt, what butt would you choose, the right butt or the left butt?

I would certainly be the right butt. I mean, if you are the right butt, you couldn't possibly be wrong, right?

*As part of her official duties, we will be sending the new Miss Universe to Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and the Gaza Strip to promote world peace.Tell us how you plan to do it, if you win.

I would go to Gaza Strip first. I like the sun.

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Miss Universe Question And Answer

? · Answer

...Do you believe there is life on other planets? Answer: the Universe would be a lot of wasted space if there wasn't...and if I were crowned Miss Universe, I would not hold their planet of origin against them...I would become the new Borg Queen of the Collective !...I wouldn't overdo my makeup...or shave my head...maybe my legs...yes...I would rule the Universe as it's new Queen....(sneering smile)

Anonymous · Answer

how about this:

"if it's the Ms. Universe, how come we are the only planet joining the competition?"

Anonymous · Answer

aside from your face, what is your problem?  Haha that was a good one

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