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Lucky Frog joke!!!?

One day, a blue frog went up to a man then said, "Hi, I'm a talking frog. Now, if you want to be rich, you'll do exactly as I tell you."

The man was shocked, but agrees. The frog told him to bet $1,000 on horse number 15 in the horse races. The man does so, and he wins the 10 million jackpot!

"Let's go to Vegas" says the frog. The man agrees. After winning the huge jackpots in 10 different casinos, the tired man goes to his hotel room with the frog in his pocket.

"Kiss me" says the frog.

"HUH?!"

"I said, kiss me. I'm obviously a magical frog so kiss me."

The man does so, and then... POOF!!!

Lo and behold, the frog turned into a beautiful girl, 16 years of age, 'well endowed' and almost totally naked...!!!

"...And that, your Honor, was how she got into my hotel room last night..."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That's hilarious! I did not see that coming! Got any more jokes? Star from me to you!

    ~Candice~

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha Tha's funny

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • 5 years ago

    Part 2 is cooler than Part 1 but still rocks!! COOL LOL!! HAHAHA!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! That was funny...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehe

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha. Ha. Kinda sick, but ok.

  • 1 decade ago

    STARABLE ELBARATS

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha!

  • 1 decade ago

    POOR!!!!!

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