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Im a graphics designer. Wife wants to buy me a tablet (with a screen).

Wacom One 13 or XP-Pen 15.6

In general - Wacom or XP-Pen

Budget: ~ 600$ or 450eur

Please advise. Keep it short. Pros and cons from experienced users!Thank you!

What was that recent horror movie where there was this tall oldman ghost, hovering through the hallway without moving his legs and knocking on doors? Cant remember the title, but the creepyness was 10/10 and I wanna watch it again...

For example:

Person 1 says: Stand and deliver!

Person 2 hears: Sand in the river!

This is a case of an error in that process. What is it called?

p.s. I have this badly!

We've been dating for half and year, and so far we made a few attempts for penetration, but she says it hurts too much (she is a virgin). Dont get me wrong, im NOT big down there, im like... 6 inches. Girlfriend is 1.6 meters tall (thats short) so she is quite small in most aspects.

What I need are few tips on the issue.

And yes, I am familiar with lubricants, thats not an answer, we get quite wet.

When I make out with my GF, I get a bit wet down there.

And no, im not female! Im a male (25).

Its weird because my junk doesnt even get hard at that moment.

Is this common? Or am I just too easily excited?

Im unable to drink pure tap water. I can do it physically, but I remain thirsty, or even makes me more thirsty. I keep hydrated with all other sorts of drinks, like soda, milk, coffee, OJ, etc. If I drink a full glass of pure water, I will probably get sickish.

Bottom line - water just doesnt do it for me!

No skin conditions, heavy breathing or anything allergy related.

Anyone else heard of such a thing, or experienced it?

p.s. No, im not "just spoiled"