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Will Athiests condemn the shocking story of the Banthams?
Bob and Becky Banthams live in a skip behind Lidl near Brighton. The only food they have to eat is grain, donated by Oxfam.
One day, Becky wrote to her local councillor (Tom Lucky from the Secular Party) to complain that she had nothing to drink.
Shockingly their councillor wrote back and suggested she could drink her husband's urine!
Vote for secularists and force the poor to taste tepid urine!
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoWhy are Athiests so violent?
I was canvassing for the Church when I arrived at the household of a notorious local Athiest blogger.
Knowing it was my sacred duty to evangelise all the lost I proceeded to his door and rung the bell.
It was 2 PM and the Athiest answered the door, still in his pyjamas. Before I could utter my first syllable he told me he didn't want my "stupid religious crap" and then took my hat off my head and threw it to the ground.
I said "very well" and walked out of his gate and hid behind his fence for a short while.
Undeterred, I quickly hurried back to his door to post a pamphlet through the letter box where suddenly flung out his front door and starting yelling in incomprehensible English, picked me up and threw me to the ground and then dragged me off his property and kicked me off the edge of the pavement.
It cost $233 dollars at the doctors surgery and meant that I couldn't do anymore canvassing for the rest of the day. Being Christisn I immediately forgave him and didn't press charges.
18 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiests want proof of God? Well I get everything I pray for?
An answered prayer must logically have its own causality.
15 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiest, I'm down rating your answers because you're a little rascal!?
You are! You're a rascal!
6 AnswersMental Health5 years agoSAY NO TO ATHEISM?
14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoWhy won't Athiests apologise for Stalin?
21 AnswersOther - Politics & Government5 years agoAren't you Athiests concerned that The Amazing Athiest's dad ran a diploma mills?
Adding to the long list of atrocious crimes committed by Athiests like Lenin, Stalin, Mao and Hitler. It's just shocking that Athiests don't even acknowledge this.
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiests, Ted Cruz or Mr Trump?
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiests, Jeremy Corbyn or Owen Smith?
Yankies can find another question to answer.
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiests, how would dinosaurs mate with such large tails?
They couldn't! God planeted the fossils to test OUR faith!
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoAthiests, what is the evolutionary advantage of Guinea pigs scrapping for food whilst rabbits share it?
You can't fool me this time, Athiests! I keep rabbits and Guineas myself!
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoIs there a big posse of God hating non believer atheists on YA tongiht?
Legs hair is not attractive.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys5 years agoIf hairy legs being unattractive is a social construct, Athiests, is rabbits being cute also a social construct?
Christians, Muslims, Pagans and Jews know the answet
9 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships5 years agoWell I'm shocked. Seems Athiests like hair legs!!?
4 AnswersHair5 years agoSeriously atheists, which do you find more attractive?
Hairy legs or shaven legs
And is that because of society or because of human nature
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality5 years agoLOL, so are you athiests saying that body hair not being attractive is a societal construct?
LOL! I've got you on. The rope s. No now.
13 AnswersHair5 years ago