King_Kurkleton

when i was a kid i got everything backwards and mixed my letters and numbers and until i was 18 i couldn't figure out my left from my right. eventually i noticed my own mistakes and worked for hours on end everyday for three years to fix myself. i think it worked but i don't know if i was ever truly dyslexic. My IQ was measured at 128 so i was curious if that's the reason it has diminished. i still get a few things mixed up.

you know like finger prints and junk. is everyone's brain different?

a friend and i were debating over the possibility of getting high on tea derived from the cannibus plant. care to settle with science?

what.. you need more details? why?

i have a PS3 and you can assume the rest

of weed

seems like a pretty raw deal to have (almost) my entire race victimized by greed, raped and murdered for the dirt you live on then forced by some stupid law to fight for a country that gave us crap for land... it just seems wrong.

so from what i have heard via the internet, edward knocks up bella... HOW?!?!?! like if he is supposed to be a vampire then his heart cant pump which means his blood doesn't flow ergo he cant get an erection... so how? WTF????? also everyone knows Ed is short for Edward but its also short for Erectile Dysfunction.

you know.. the song the one-eyed assassin who whistles a song whilst walking down a hall disguised as a nurse with a wicked eye patch?

i blame the cat.. i cant figure out how to change it, please help... computer

these big ones have green and these old ones have black and the ones i got with my iphone are white. i was just wondering if any of these colors made the slightest difference in the audio quality of my headphones

he has no pigmentation except in his eyes, his ears are pink, his paws are pink and i saw on an educational television program that albino animals don't need to have pink eyes because there are so many different forms of albino-ism. also his brother is pure black. (its funny cuz when they played as kittens we would joke about how it was good vs evil)

the laptop wont charge but it works perfectly

http://s912.photobucket.com/albums/ac326/kingkurkl...

warm or cold beer... based on experience please.

i'm in wisconsin, oshkosh... also i'm 21. that should be all you need to know

just wanna make sure i don't murder myself on accident. lol

you know the part of the laptop where you plug it in? well mine melted and i need to replace it but i dont know the name if the part or how much it would cost to replace, so far i have not been able to use a search engine and get any satisfying results. so all i'm looking for is an estimate and a name

Gasoline

the anger burning

in my heart

a raging inferno

a thousand feet high

inevitable epic annihilation

the pulverization of your cavalry

incapable of acceptance

your firey words

lighting the fuse

the fuse to my heart

my heart of C4

ready to kill

ready to be killed

life or death i will fight

until i feel your words are right

for if they do then i have might

kept you in my evil sight

ready to pounce

with a blade in my hand

i launch for your back

you turn quickly and see me

but its too late

the knife doesn't fail

its intended purpose

fulfilling its destiny

stabbing you in the leg

flip the blade

knock you out with the handle

your body i drag

without any lag

your soul is a demon

of an ugly, old hag

you called me a fag

i swore revenge

you laughed in my face

so your body i drag

it is quite heavy

you should have laid off the sweets

wrap you up with sheets

kick you with cleats

cover you in gasoline

wait for you to wake up

light a match

ask you why i should put it out

you tell me i'll go to jail

i tell you it would be worth it

worth it to watch you burn

worth it to hear you scream

worth it to smell your corpse

burning, boiling, fermenting

you say i'm sick and need help

you ask me to look into your eyes

asking what do you see?

i say i see an ugly person

a manipulator

a user of people

a killer of spirit

the match goes out

i light a second one

i say this may be true

but you're the one ruining multiple lives

doing bad things to good people

costing them jobs

friends and family

you leave no life untouched

by your evil ugly touch

you should be ashamed

but instead you gloat

you take so much pride

partaking in the insulting of others

typically leader of the "in" crowd

so to prevent other people

from becoming victims

the second match goes out

i proceed with another

you say you can change

that you still have a chance

i ignore your plea

i drop the match

the fire rages

licking your skin with malice

the inferno consumes you

eating your body

obliterating your soul

you screams and withers

writhing in pain and agony

the fire is making your skin peel

i dump a shot of alcohol in your mouth

it starts on fire

your screams stop

your body goes limp

i drag you off the boat

with an anchor around your waist

you descends down to the depth

international waters forever your grave

no tombstone

no funeral

no remorse

no guilt

time to find my second victim

i start my engine

get back to shore

grab the gun from inside the car

my next victim's not far

walk down the street

a cop stops me

or at least that's what he thinks

he asks me what i'm up to

i say whatever i want

he begins to reach for his cuffs

i shoot him in the face

i continue my walk

two blocks down

i get to the house

of a man i know who conned me

me and countless others

of our lives

of our jobs

of our family's

i walk into his place

he is surprised to see me

tries to reach for his gun

to slow, i shoot him in the knee

twice

both of them

six bullets left

screaming now he asks me why

YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!

infuriated with his denial

i walk into his kitchen

grab his knife, some salt and a spoon

first i slice off his eyelids

then with the spoon

i pop out his eyes

with the nerves still connected

i empty the salt onto his eyes

and into the socket

i break his fingers

i shove the gun in his mouth

ask him if he wants me to end him

he says yes please

i leave him alone

blinded, crippled and writhing in agonizing pain

a job well done

i see his wife

she begins to scream

SHUT UP!!!!!! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

and with my last bullet

i swallow lead

my first one sustained severe water damage when a person of insufficient intellect spilled a carbonated beverage on my first census. sufficient top say i need to obtain information on the accumulation of a second census.