Wolfie

Home sick. Day time TV sucks. When the audience yells "Steve", do they sound like a herd of constipated cattle or what?

Or their food stamps? Or future healthcare for that gluttonous little butterball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ni05hLzZg

Some loser here is following me and giving almost every single one of my answers a thumbs down no matter how well written or technically accurate they are. What would YOU do?

He / she / it does it automatically, often before I am even done posting. WTF?! If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them.

Thanks in advance for any good advice that comes my way :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_maid

Please note: I do NOT want the *sexy* or *lingerie* versions Google searches typically pull up. I want one as close as possible to the one in the photo on Wikipedia. I have a seamstress, so while I would really prefer a link to the costume itself, I will settle for a pattern.

Thanks in advance for your help :)

Recently, I stepped into the shower for about 20 minutes, and when I stepped out, there were 66 very small dead honey bees in my loft bedroom window sill and on the floor. I always open the door leading to the rooftop balcony when I take a shower. This is roughly four to five stories up and away from any flowers. How could so many get in and die so fast? And what, if anything, could it possibly mean?

Because having 500 people think you're their best friend is a rough gig. I could answer eMail 24/7 and still not get to it all. Sometimes, I don't even want to answer it— and for that I feel guilty. Anyone else?

My friend and I own/moderate a Yahoo group for dog photographers, and I've personally had some pretty horrific experiences with members-gone-psycho. I've recently learned that a few members of other comparable groups have had similar negative experiences of their own.

It seems that for every 300 to 400 nice, normal people, there is at least one raving maniac out to spoil it for everyone. What's the worst Yahoo groups experience you've ever had?

I can't remember the author's name, but he wrote in the style of Napolean Hill and Dale Carnegie. The essay was about "The Master Game" or "Master Plan" or some such, and contained the phrase "a banner bearing the word, 'Engagement'", and mentioned something about inventing a master game if you could not find one. Anyone here ever read this, or remember who wrote it?

Thanks in advance :)