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Hi everyone, Got hook on Q&A for a laugh, don't take any of it seriously, I don't, it's a laugh and I need one right now! If you have no sense of humor that you are aware of, don't bother reading or answering my questions. Have a great day!

  • The keys to a long happy marriage, do you agree?

    Date eachother

    Have time together alone and time for yourself alone.

    Don't argue about eachother's families....there is nothing either one of you can do about the in-laws.

    Don't let the kids sleep in your bed.

    Don't try to fix her problems just listen to them, your arrogance is irritating.

    Don't ask him do do the tthings you need him to do, ask him to do the things he thinks you need him to do. Then He'll do the others instead.

    Don't call him 50 million times a day...do you want him to make a living to pay for your beautiful house or play patty cake on the phone with you all day? He loves you...get over it.

    and for God's sake HAVE SEPERATE BATHROOMS!!!! (he has to clean his own)

    20 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Guys.....when you do dishes, cook, vacuum?

    Is it just for a reward? Are you all really just like puppies or do any of you ever do things for your wife or girlfriend just to do them without wanting to cash in?

    9 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Why do some people think they have a right to judge?

    This just make my blood boil....why do some people think they have some God given right to pass judgement on others? It's none of your business why I work full time, it's none of your business how one couple, single Mom, single Dad or gay couple for that matter, pay their bills or raise their families. Until you have been in their shoes...shut your mouth.

    16 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • ladies...could you use a guy like this?

    I am recently divorced and was home this weekend doing stuff around the house....and, after I almost killed myself trying to get containers full of winter cloths out of the attic, blew up my computer and cringed at the amount of leaves fallling in my yard, I started thinking....wish I could rent a husband. Wouldn't that be great, they could come fix what needs to be fixed, carry what needs to be carried, paint what needs to be painted and.....this is the best part.....then go home. I'm thinkin I could make a killing renting men out for the day.

    8 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • How di I get my im to work on this computer?

    When I try to sign in, the smiley guy wakes up but thats it, stops there and won't log in...whats up with that?

    2 AnswersOther - Computers1 decade ago
  • What to do with this guy?

    This guy I know and who is friends with friends....not on here, he's actually someone I know in person, asked me out. He planned this great night in the City...dinner, comedy club, sounds like a lot of fun. I'm not interested in him in any way other than friends and won't go any further. Should I go? Do you think he'll stop being my friend after that, once he gets it? Would you be mad if you took someone out and she only wanted a friend? He's a really nice guy, and he's a ton of fun, just not my kinda boyfriend...what would you do?

    And for the record I already told him that I have three kids and can't really have a relationship now because I can't see making someone take a back seat to my kids. That wouldn't be fair, so he already kinda knows that I'm not looking.

    25 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • How do I stop this answer tone?

    My son programmed the Monday night football theme to play when someone calls me and I can't figure out how to stop it????

    4 AnswersCell Phones & Plans1 decade ago
  • Girls don't ou wish you were here right now?

    I am not usually one to pay much attention to men coming in and out of my office, I work for a construction company so for the most part I just ignore them...but the HOTTEST guy I think I've seen in possibly years just walked in....Hope he doesn't talk to me, I might studder. Well ladies...it's a cloudy day today but the view from here is stunning:) Have a great day!

    17 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Are you tired of the same old questions? Then here is your answer?

    Have done this before but obviously people are getting a little edgy so here you go...your answers:

    1. Yes she/he's cheating

    2. No you should not take them back.

    3. Yes you have to pay child support.

    4. Yes he's probably gay.

    5. Yes, his Mom hates you.

    6. No there isn't anything you can do about it.

    7. Yes he's looking at porn and jacking off...leave him alone, it'k ok

    8. Yes he hears you...he isn't listening.

    9. Yes he wishes he could stay home instead of have Sunday dinner with your family.

    10. No you shouldn't spy

    11. Yes she's owndering what your best friend is like in bed.

    12. Yes, he's wondering what your best friend is like in bed and if he gets the chance he'll do her.

    13. If you want to put the spark back give him a bj...give her a credit card

    14. The best gift for him is a weekend on the couch without nagging

    15. The best weekend you can give her is away at a spa with no phone.

    16. And if you don't know who the father is...neither do we:)

    22 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Guys...Are you dumb like a fox?

    I have a hard time believing that all the men I deal with every day are this stupid. At work, they seem to have no clue where anything is or how to find it...however at any given moment can tell you exactly how much money is in the bank and who owes how much. You wouldn't actually be able to find your way into the receivables system to look at the information though...you just know it. You can't dial a number on the fax machine and press start but you can build a house, a commercial complex or a 50 story sky scraper...I'm not getting it. Is it the attention you like? Obviously your not lazy...at work anyway, so is it attention? Are you just trying to see how much you can get someone else to do for you?

    16 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Hey ladies what about a doll for Mom's?

    My son had a Pokemen doll out tonight and I started thinking, there should be a doll for us called "hottiemon". He would come with whatever color hair and eyes we like, a hot bod and the ability to talk. He would say things like "Your beautiful, skinny and sweet", "I'll go get you chocolate" and "Don't worry hon, I'll do the laundry, wash the floors and then take you out to dinner" Or better yet "Here's my credit card honey, why don't you go buy some new cloths and get your hair done, you'll feel much better" Anyone wanna go into business?

    4 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Hey guys...is this a physical condition that you suffer from?

    When your eyes glaze over and you appear to be in a coma right in the middle of a conversation is this caused by some chemical imbalance? Is there something causing you to have to sit on the couch in your under wear for entire weekends at a time? Do you suffer from some muscular disease that renders you completley unable to put the remote down or take out the trash? Just wondering?

    12 AnswersMen's Health1 decade ago
  • Who thinks marriage should be a "short term contract"?

    So many people are getting divorced or are just miserable with eachother. I think marriage should be for 10 years at a time..at the end of that time you can opt out or sign up again. It sure swould save a lot of people a lot of money in attorneys fees:)

    18 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • OK girls what cartoon character would YOU pick for a husband?

    There was a time when I would have picked Batman...but now I think he's too arrogant... these days the beast is lookin better and better to me..in the end he was sweet and hot...who would you pick?

    16 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Why don't you believe me when I say I am not interested!!!!!?

    I have met sooooo many very cool people on here but there is just one thing that bothers me. Bi and lesbian women who refuse to believe that I am not interested, that I never thought about it and that I'm not the least bit interested. I like talking to people, and never exclude anyone until they keep insisting that I'm something that I'm not. I respect who and what they are and I never say come on you know you've seen a man you wanted or I don't believe you never thought about it. I'm ok with who they are why can't they be ok with who I am?

    7 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Kids in public question?

    Ever since I took my kids on their first airplane ride I have always thought that the airlines should reserve "family" seating where kids can abuse other parents and not some poor single guy who just wants a nap. I can' tell you how many times I've gotten on a plane with all three of my boys and seen such terror on the faces of other passengers as I walk down the isle. I know they are thinking..."please keep going". I feel for them I really do ( so I drug my kids before every flight now). Doesn't it make sense to group us all together? The kids would have other kids to play with and the parents aren't going to feel so bad about their kids abusing you because yours will be returning the favor. And...restaurants...this is a huge pet peeve of mine. I do not take my kids to any restaurant that does not hand them crayons at the door. I expect people who go without kids to these places to know they are entering at their own risk.

    11 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Whats up with gender confused avatars?

    Why do women have male avatars and men have female ones? I hate that...you think your talkin to a woman and it's a man!!! Don't you guys at least know what sex you are or do you need to ask that question on here to?

    7 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Just a thought?

    Do you think all the guy on her that are complaining about not getting any would get a little more if they turned the computer off and started paying a little attention to their wives? How many of you think the internet is really bad for a marriage?

    15 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago