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I like answering questions, even though a lot of my answers are smart alleck remarks, (most of them deserve it).
Best/Funniest comment you have ever seen written on a public bathroom wall?
I saw this written recently...
"The wall painter's efforts were in vain
as the bathroom poet strikes again."
And then next to it, with an arrow pointing to that statement was...
"This "poet's" efforts were a waste of time,
as "again" and "vain" do not rhyme."
You seen any good ones lately?
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoChristians/Atheists, please read with an open mind. Science vs Religion...Big Bang/Evolution/Creation...?
Religion vs Science. I want to give a viewpoint and ask for inputs.
I keep hearing that Science and Religion do not mix. I disagree. I actually think that Science and Religion have the same outcomes. But, since people are unable to think about mixing them, they feel as though they have to choose one or the other.
Consider this...
Big Bang - Science says that the Universe was created by a large explosion that spread matter, dust, gaseous clouds, etc. throughout space. A gaseous cloud gathered dust and formed into a solid and eventually into a ball of dirt and water that we now call Earth. This took billions of years. Could it be possible that this is how God created the Earth? The bible says it was a day, but maybe a day to God can not be measured. Maybe its equal to billions of years. Is it not possible that God created a huge explosion that eventually formed the Earth and that was how he created things?
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29 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago"One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress....?
The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog... "
"I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life...anybody's life...my life. All he'd wanted was the same answers the rest of us want. Where do I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do is sit there and watch him die."
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half....?
...how long would it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago